Plans to erect 250-ft. crucifix

[boann]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stefu

now thats the funniest thing ive read here in a long time

[KrazyHorse]

"Oh God! Look out for his crown of thorns!"

[red_jon]

If the Jesus is the same size as the Statue of Liberty, do you think they could end up together and have little Giant Statue children?

[faded glory]

Idol worship......


I think honestly think its deplorable

Besides...thats huge? Arent there hungry kids somewhere to feed Pizza? Jesus would rather have him do that..

[red_jon]

Originally posted by faded glory


Idol worship......


I think honestly think its deplorable

Besides...thats huge? Arent there hungry kids somewhere to feed Pizza? Jesus would rather have him do that..

Maybe Jesus could randomly fire out hot pizzas out of his mouth onto the city below?

[faded glory]

Na......that would only bring rats from all across N. America

[The Mad Monk]

Paiktis: An archetectural cohesion suit? In the United States?



Red Jon: as long as it was built on private property, using private funds, I'd have no problem with it. On the off chance that I did, there would be very little I could do about it.

[Dis]

this gives me an idea.

now all I'll need is the money.

I want to erect a 300 ft tall statue of satan. or lucifer if you prefer that.

my reason?

to piss christians off. While technically I may be a christian, I still love to piss christians off. It is so easy and fun.

Will the people of apolyton donate money to me so I can build this statue in my back yard?

[Goingonit]

Only 1 thing to do about this... (now you know why I don't take art.)

[9 ECAC Titles]

This is the funniest damn thread I've read here.

Monahan is the same moron who financed Operation Rescue. We'll just grease the palms of a few of the guys he paid to bomb clinics.

[Guynemer]

A friend of mine suggested we raise money to build a 300 foot tall Darwin Fish to face the crucifix. My finacee is threating to throw herself off the top of the crucifix.

This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. The thing wouldn't last one week before being vandalized--and with good reason.

Monaghan started up a "Catholic law school" in Ann Arbor a few years ago, called Ave Maria. A law school with a "Catholic perspective", whatever that means. Last I heard, it still hasn't been accredited. But does anyone remember Robert Bork? Supreme Court nominee from the 80s, wasn't confirmed because he was to the political right of Scrooge? He's teaching at Ave Maria.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Guynemer
A friend of mine suggested we raise money to build a 300 foot tall Darwin Fish to face the crucifix. My finacee is threating to throw herself off the top of the crucifix.

Your circle aquaintences sounds a bit insecure in thier beliefs systems if a mere statue can inspire such insipid passive-aggressive desires.

[faded glory]

A friend of mine suggested we raise money to build a 300 foot tall Darwin Fish to face the crucifix. My finacee is threating to throw herself off the top of the crucifix.

Your Finacee is incredibly stupid...and if he is that stupid to jump off of it in protest, then the world would be better off without her.


(no offense dude.....thats just stupid)

[Dis]

I'm assuming she's going to jump off with a bungee cord attached to her ankle.

[Dr Strangelove]

I think that there are already giant crosses in Rio de Janerio and in Barcelona. I don't know their dimensions though.