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    Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza ([COMICBOOKGUY] Worst pizza ever! [/COMICBOOKGUY]), has plans to erect a 250 foot tall crucifix--one mile from my home. I am utterly speechless at his hubris. By way of comparasion, 250 feet is about the height of the Statue of Liberty, not counting the raised torch. Needless to say, this would be the world's largest crucifix. In Ann Arbor. Of all the places on Earth--Ann Arbor. There goes the neighborhood.

    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    huhhuhuhuhuhuh

    he said erect

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    • #3
      Bizzare

      Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

      Do It Ourselves

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      • #4
        I wouldn't mind the religious implications of this, but it would be horribly tacky and unattractive.

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        • #5
          Well, if you think that's weird, you see what happens when I'm watching a porno film and I suddenly aquire a 250 foot peni....

          I've said far too much again, haven't I?
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          • #6
            It's better than a 250 ft. penis

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            • #7
              Where the hell is he going to get a 200ft tall amn to crucify?!?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                Where the hell is he going to get a 200ft tall amn to crucify?!?
                The unexplored wilds of Canada, I'd guess. Who knows what lurks there?

                Actually, the current plans call for Jesus to be 40 feet tall, in case you were wondering.

                Thousands of Ann Arbor children will have lifelong nightmares if this comes to pass.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9




                  ALREADY DONE IN TEXAS
                  "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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                  • #10
                    yeah I forgot about that. I took a good look at it when I drove by at 75 miles per hour.

                    good ole groom texas. you couldn't pay me to stop there.

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                    • #11
                      If you can't stop him based in an architectural cohesion lawsuit, bomb it at night.

                      oh wait then he'll build two of them

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                      • #12
                        Except you'll need to start singing your name

                        "Your Name Urban-Warrior"
                        A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                        • #13
                          God, that would be a ***** to carry.
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ixnay37
                            I wouldn't mind the religious implications of this, but it would be horribly tacky and unattractive.
                            You wouldn't mind? There would be outrage over here, people have a right to choose their religion - how would you feel if they were erecting a giant statue of Buddha?

                            And how attractive could a statue of a corpse hanging from a bit of wood be?

                            Besides, Rio already did it

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                            • #15
                              You're all laughing now, but you won't be laughing when the 250-ft. Jesus attacks.
                              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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