Ever google search your name?

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Eli
Absolutely nothing.

Quick, make a site, and be absolutely unique!

[Drekkus]

On my name I have 5 hits, 2 from my office website, one from a quote of mine in a dutch computermagazine, one from the guestbook on the site of a friends restaurant. The last one is really cool: from some family-tree in which some people got married in 1700 and one had a stepfather who's name is mine exact.

On my handle I find three hits, none excessable.

[C0ckney]

With thanks to Dongha at newsmax

I did the internet search.

In defense of myself, I must say that the alleged connection to the NWO is a falsehood, I do NOT fly a black helicopter, at least 14 of those federal warrants are false, I did NOT convert to Judaism to vote for Hillary, I do SO wear clean underwear daily, I never shared a college dorm room with Bill Clinton and numerous of his girlfriends, I did NOT ghostwrite Monica's book, that story about me and the goat is untrue, I don't own a nuclear submarine, I don't sell suitcase nukes on the side, and Osama bin Laden is NOT my new gardener!

[Buck Birdseed]

Since everyone with my surname is related to me, everyone with my name is either me or a relative.

First entry that's not me: Johan Henrik Palme, financier, founder of Djursholm. The only other entry I've been able to find is a Johan Rodriguez Palme, Harvard alumni 0f 1966, but that web page seems to have dissapeared since. I do know there is at least one more by that name, but he doesn't seem to be represented on-line.

[Immortal Wombat]

The first 8 out of 36 results for Immortal Wombat are me. My actual name brings up a photographer, an author and a musician...

*wistful*

[Adam Smith]

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Using my real name and middle initial it turns out I have been:

1. A character in a gay porn story

2. Investigated in the Clinton Administration's Filegate scandel

3. Doing research in growing hybrid corn
(Is this related to incarnation #1? )

4. "Often clueless morons would post messages like this one "
(Can't find the site, but I have a Ph. D. in the field and 20 years work experience.)

5. A number of references to papers I actually wrote.

[Goingonit]

It appears that I am dead (twice), and part of a Texas law firm. The rest of the links are actually concerning me.

[Mercator]

I get 45 hits, most of which are about me, and most of those again related to civ. The only other hits are pages containing the same first and last name, but separate from eachother. It looks like I´m the only person with my name in the world (or at least on the Internet).
My own Civ2 site seems to have been dropped by Google, though, while it used to appear quite high. But then again, my site has been going up and down (mostly down) for the last two months (damn quota limit, and it isn´t even visited that often, go figure)... Maybe I should move it

My handle gives me 226,000 hits, Mercator seems to be a popular company name.

[Colon™]

Got one exact phrase match with my real name, apparently I signed a petition for the 10th anniversary of tiananmen. (country and city mentioned were correct) I can’t remember ever doing that, but it could be worse, I suppose.

I don't think I need to mention what results I'd get with my handle.

[Garth Vader]

I got 22000 hits. My last name is a fairly common word so basically all the hits had something to do with Garth Brooks.

[Shi Huangdi]

I am:

A Blues Musician
A Helicopter Pilot for the US Army
A Soccer Referee in AustraLIA
A Carpenter

[Paul]

Searhcing for my full name I get 6,980 hits. Most of them are pages where there are people with my first name and others with my last name. When I put my name in quotes to filter those out, I get 53 hits.

Most of those are Civ-related, but apparently I also review music and translate books.

[Zoid]

I got 56 hits and they were all me
It´s mostly political stuff and a few boardgame/medieval related

[*End Is Forever*]

I appear to be the only Iain Lindley in the entire world, save for one guy in New Zealand who manages one obscure reference...

[lightblue]

I work for the European Space Agency, VP of some international environmental protection agency, conceptual artist, volleyball coach and a primary schooler among others. Not surprising seeing as Van Dijk is a fairly common surname, and Alex(ander) isn't exactly rare either.

Got a couple of hits myself (paper published, university newspaper etc.).