I wanna be Ham, the son who mocked Moses when he got ill tore up and sat around naked as a jaybird. Sounds like something I'd do; and besides, I wish I were named Ham in real life.
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Forget that "Bible" story, you heathens!
Let's make a WWII story!
I volunteer to be Salazar!
Portugal was a place for espionage and counter-espionage during WWII. AND you will need Portugal to give lots of visa's to Jews so they can escape to the USA!
Besides, from what I heard, Portugal was supplying food to the Germans, and protecting allied spies at the same time!"BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1
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We don't need any bible stories or WW2 stories or such. What we need is an avenue we can use to cruelly mock other posters in feelings-hurting way and get away with it."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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-That IS the truth, however,
Why not start a thread Sirotnikov and peole will come, as long as it isnt moved to the Stories area where my last attempt was... and it was extremely promising, we had over 15 posters volunteering to write!
oh well-->Visit CGN!
-->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944
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i'll share an idea i've had of doing, but haven't due to lack of time, originality, and i've no idea how/when imran made deity (i've obviously not been paying attention again).
A Mythology of Apolyton, involving the Pantheon of Deities.
Cast:
MarkG: Co-God of Apolyton
Ming: The God of Moderation
Alexander's Horse: The Troll God
Mao: The God of Spam
Provost Harrison: The Lesser God of Spam
Imran Siddiqui: ?
the rest of us would be mere mortals that the gods talk to, pick on, throw lumps of spam at, and otherwise interact with.
a good idea, yes?
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A Mythology of Apolyton, involving the Pantheon of Deities.
Cast:
MarkG: Co-God of Apolyton
Ming: The God of Moderation
Alexander's Horse: The Troll God
Mao: The God of Spam
Provost Harrison: The Lesser God of Spam
Imran Siddiqui: ?
I believe I'm notorious enough to be included."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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as long as I don't have to lick Mao's feet clean..
or serve Provie Cherryade
Can't Mao have A group of Maiden followers, me being the Highpriest and all, I think he willThe true way of sword fencing is the craft of defeating the enemy in a fight, and nothing other than this.
-Miyamoto Shinmen Musashi
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CW: I was the 3th Deity, after Mao and Ming (IIRC).
Waaay back too... I forget how long it has been.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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