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  • #76
    I wanna be Ham, the son who mocked Moses when he got ill tore up and sat around naked as a jaybird. Sounds like something I'd do; and besides, I wish I were named Ham in real life.
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    • #77
      Ham was Noah's son. If I remember correctly.

      Ham Japeth Shem.
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      • #78
        Originally posted by DarkCloud
        Ham was Noah's son. If I remember correctly.

        Ham Japeth Shem.
        He was also easily confused. I was speaking in character.
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        • #79
          Forget that "Bible" story, you heathens!

          Let's make a WWII story!
          I volunteer to be Salazar!
          Portugal was a place for espionage and counter-espionage during WWII. AND you will need Portugal to give lots of visa's to Jews so they can escape to the USA!

          Besides, from what I heard, Portugal was supplying food to the Germans, and protecting allied spies at the same time!
          "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
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          Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
          Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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          • #80
            We don't need any bible stories or WW2 stories or such. What we need is an avenue we can use to cruelly mock other posters in feelings-hurting way and get away with it.
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • #81
              Oh Stefu, you always know what to say to get me in the mood

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              • #82
                -That IS the truth, however,

                Why not start a thread Sirotnikov and peole will come, as long as it isnt moved to the Stories area where my last attempt was... and it was extremely promising, we had over 15 posters volunteering to write!

                oh well
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                • #83
                  Well, once I finsih it I will post it.

                  Right now I'm trying to get other people to take upon themselves similar projects as well.

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                  • #84
                    i'll share an idea i've had of doing, but haven't due to lack of time, originality, and i've no idea how/when imran made deity (i've obviously not been paying attention again).

                    A Mythology of Apolyton, involving the Pantheon of Deities.
                    Cast:
                    MarkG: Co-God of Apolyton
                    Ming: The God of Moderation
                    Alexander's Horse: The Troll God
                    Mao: The God of Spam
                    Provost Harrison: The Lesser God of Spam
                    Imran Siddiqui: ?

                    the rest of us would be mere mortals that the gods talk to, pick on, throw lumps of spam at, and otherwise interact with.


                    a good idea, yes?
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                    • #85
                      ME! ME! ME!

                      Edit:
                      yes it is a good idea, will it include me?
                      The true way of sword fencing is the craft of defeating the enemy in a fight, and nothing other than this.
                      -Miyamoto Shinmen Musashi

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                      • #86
                        A Mythology of Apolyton, involving the Pantheon of Deities.
                        Cast:
                        MarkG: Co-God of Apolyton
                        Ming: The God of Moderation
                        Alexander's Horse: The Troll God
                        Mao: The God of Spam
                        Provost Harrison: The Lesser God of Spam
                        Imran Siddiqui: ?

                        I believe I'm notorious enough to be included.
                        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                        • #87
                          Milop: you'd be a follower of Mao (priest in the coffee shop temple)

                          Stefu: your post count is deficient in spam content so you'd be one of us mere mortals, smiley-boy . you'd perhaps be a king or something (the Smiley kingdom perhaps)
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                          https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                          • #88
                            as long as I don't have to lick Mao's feet clean..

                            or serve Provie Cherryade

                            Can't Mao have A group of Maiden followers, me being the Highpriest and all, I think he will
                            The true way of sword fencing is the craft of defeating the enemy in a fight, and nothing other than this.
                            -Miyamoto Shinmen Musashi

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                            • #89
                              Great

                              Things are rolling *rubs hands with joy*

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                              • #90
                                CW: I was the 3th Deity, after Mao and Ming (IIRC).

                                Waaay back too... I forget how long it has been.
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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