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**Imran Siddiqui** · December 16, 2001, 06:06

Bugs, I know what you mean about relay story writing, since that is what I've normally done (Civ Wars the Prequal, being a notable exception). You do get wierd breaks in writing style (see the above 'Gospel According to Dracon' link), but they are good fun, and usually pretty funny... not too bad, but they don't end up being good stories yes.

History is an interesting thing to converse about, but how many here do you actually think care about history (Hell, I'd wager most of them just drifted to the OT... histo wha? types). And, not everyone can be as funny with history as yourself. Requires a bit of research too.

Not a bad idea at all, just need people dedicated to that sort of thing. The parody (using Apolytoners) seems to have the greatest comedic value here, for whatever reason (ability to relate, I figure).

I like the common theme, though I'm not sure everyone will go for history. It is well worth the try, and if you want to go for it, I'll join up... Hell, why not? Been a while since I wrote anything story-like (the Excellent Adventures seem ages ago).

**Sirotnikov** · December 16, 2001, 21:36

I planned to post but the PC crashed

Anyway, to show what kind of ideas i mean, Imran, do you mind if I post our ICQ history?

A bit edited of course

(spelling and putting smilies where they ought to be)

**Goingonit** · December 16, 2001, 21:51

With the bible thing, would it be a direct parody, or just something remeniscent of the bible? If direct parody, we should start laying out a dramatis personae. Who is God? Adam & Eve?

I'd suggest just doing Genesis if you do the bible thing, also. More people know it and the story is easier to parody.

**DarkCloud** · December 16, 2001, 22:31

This thread is, in itself funny

"lets post ideas about making something funny and then make that thread

"

It is hard to plan humor- just reinvite the following people to Apoltyon:

Par4
Resource Consumer
MikeH
Comrade Dan
Get Bill3000 to post more
The Brain
etc.

**DarkCloud** · December 16, 2001, 22:35

For the bible Idea:
make it seem like either one of the two

1.) The Bible by Disney [Mickey is Jesus; Donald is all the evil characters, etc.)

2.) The Bible as it should have been

---

For #1- Publicity shot, mickey's ears black on a white cross, black background

For #2- Adam and Eve start on Venus, but they sin and are thrown out of the garden and are made to farm in the barren land (Mars) then the flood comes and the dinosaurs on earth and the Martians on Mars are killed and Noah's ark goes to Earth.

While in Babylon, Isaiah's Valley of the Dry Bones has the skeletons rise up, battle the Babylonians, kill them all and the Israelites return to Israel.

**Sirotnikov** · December 16, 2001, 22:41

Goingonit, that's exactly what I've been doing with Imran on ICQ.

I would post the history, but I want his approval.

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 16, 2001, 23:12

Anyway, to show what kind of ideas i mean, Imran, do you mind if I post our ICQ history?

Go right ahead, buddy... just avoid the.. uh... sensitive... stuff

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:33

Go right ahead, buddy... just avoid the.. uh... sensitive... stuff

Don't worry.

The history is text only so it doesn't include the naked photos of you and your gf.

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:36

ICQ History Log For:
15858938 Imran
Started on Sun Dec 16 22:09:32 2001

(This is edited with irrelevant parts omitted. the times are standard Jerusalem time GMT + 2 00)

(Also smilies inserted where they are due)

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:34
i wanna write something long and funny again something like the conspiracy of apolyton i wrote...

i wondered if we could cooperate....

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:34
What, dying isn't cheerful?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:34
depends who dies and who is being cheerfull

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:34
Hmmmm, cooperation, eh?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:35
well i tihnk i can say conspiracy was good and you're usually very good

so we could probably do something fun together

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:36
Yep... we just need an idea..

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:37
you know what works best? reviving old memories...
we should do something about the past people always remember the past fondly....

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:38
Ooooooh... hmmmm

History of the World, from Siro's and Imran's eyes?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:38
lol
that could be nice...

of course we will have a tough job doing the 19th and 20th century

but i'm sure we could work something out

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:39
In the beginning, there was.... the USA!

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:39
and there was darkness up on the land and a big shiney hollywood sign in the skies above

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:40
And Eli was there.... unfortunetly

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:41
no eli was the big block God called land...

then god looked at it and and created new land

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:42
Ah yes..

And Provost Harrison looked at God and called him fake, and God turned PH into a Doom creature

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:43
And giancarlo said: who the hell do you think you are????
i'm not gay you ****! i'm a totalitarian who actually likes gay people and likes democracy!!!

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:44
LOL

And then Che came in..... and war ensued......

Hmmm... I think this wouldn't work too well...

Oh, and idea!

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:46
yeah...

ok, back to the 7 days of creation

god created the rainbow
and starchild said: "cool, i'll take it and make it a patent"
and god said "no you won't you gay ****"
and starchild said "shutup EvC, you're a gay **** yourself"
and EvC said "oh right. that was just another persona"

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:46
I was thinking WW2 with Apolyton Posters

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:46
aahh but MtG would beat everyone with his long... err... MBTs

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:47
hmm....
maybe if i would research a bit more about american govt. we could make "west wing" with people from poly

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:47
Which, GP would ask if it was the best MBT

Giancarlo would have to be Mussolini... he isn't smart enough to be Hitler

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:48
political schemes

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:48
who's hitler? taurus?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:48
or mobius?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:48

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:48
Hmmm...

I don't know... Albert Speer?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:48
wait, didn't you polys used to have some crazy nazi...

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:49
yeah that's him
never knew him...

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:49
He was fun

...

OH! EvC can be Hitler

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:49
lol
but what about Cecil ?

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:38

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:50
Heh, that is his secret personality

Who can be Stalin?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:50
eternal

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:50
or ming

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:51
LOL

Yah!

Eternal, I mean... Ming would be well.... God

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:51
ming is who?

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:51
God?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:51
ming???
naah....
no god in WWII
how can we incorporate him?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:52
if anything it [WWII] made most people believe there is no god

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:52
Well, he'd be N/A most of the time

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:52
lol
then god might as well be DanQ or better yet MLeonard

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:53
LOL!

Yeah

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:55
come on
ming is good for stalin
being ruthless and all

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:55
who will be the japs?
markG? trying for world domination?

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:56
Hmmmm.... maybe.

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:56
who will MtG be?
eisenhower?

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:57
Perhaps... or maybe Roosevelt

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:58
who is PH?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 04:58
che could be stalin

Imran
04-Aug-0 04:59
PH is Provost Harrison.

Che hates Stalin...

Oh, we can make it like an Apolyton war with
countries being disguised

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:00
what do you mean?

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:01
Like have Speer's Apolyton followers fight
Eternal's followers... Don't say they are Germany and Russia in WW2, but make it obvious if you really look into it

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:02
Oh, ok...
i tought you had the idea opposite...
make stalin and hitler make a site about civ together

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:03
LOL...

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:03
oh cool
the OT must be either america or germany
since it was built from joinging several forums

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:05
No, the OT is split into those camps.

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:06
eek

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:06
problem:
if we have holocaust in there, many lefties will say it's bad taste

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:06
Screw them.

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:06
ok

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:07
can i take them to dinner and a movie first?

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:07
We'll send lurkers to the camps

Heh... maybe

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:07
lol

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:07
They won't complain about the lurkers

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:07
wait no...
hitler.... says jews no longer get post count

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:08
we could show markg as hitler and OTers as jews

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:08
Oooooh...

heh

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:39

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:08
No... Mark would probably get really mad.

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:08
yeah...
i imagine

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:09
hmmmm...
we can't really have anyone who will be happy to be hitler and his companions

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:09
So, we give Speer mod powers... he steals it from Chancellor von Markos

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:09
Speer!

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:10
markos makes speer chansellor and then markos dies

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:10
Heh... yah

And Giancarlo is Mussolini

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:10
then churchil should be mtg

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:10
Hmmmm, you think?

I'd give it to an English person (to make it obvious that the story is about WW2).

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:11
ok then....
but what do we do about the aussies?
no aussies in WWII

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:11
What are you talking about!

Of course there were Aussies!

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:12
they were.... and that's where their part ends.

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:12
Well no... they fought the Japs tough...

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:13
?
not too much

who are the japs?
Yin and urban ranger ?

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:13
Hehe, ok

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:13
mate
they're just east asians, not japs...
we don't have real japs
and we need some chinese

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:14
MAO

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:14

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:14
I can see it now:
Washington post: In response to japan opening war
on china, chairman mao evacuates coffeeshop....

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:15
We made up some Japs...

And remember, we aren't actually saying they
belong to a country... we are saying they are
part of a group which represents a country.

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:15
No, no

Washington post: In response to Yinburg opening
war on Maoland, chairman mao evacuates
coffeeshop....

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:15
ok
how do we have battles / continents?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:15
well yeah
and it's not washingotn post but ACSR FM

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:15
Fist fights...

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:16
lol

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:16
HEHE, Yah

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:16
how is conquering done?

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:16
Beating everyone up?

Oooh, I'll be right back, ok?

[...]

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:36
So, in our WW2, you can be part of the persecuted

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:37

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:37
Hehe...

Well, you could be one of those that makes a
darling escape

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:38
hmmm....
or the ones that commits the horror....

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:38
actually i enjoy playing Civ's WWII scenario as the germans because i want to know what they felt...

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:40

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:38
Ooooh... if you want to join with Speer and Gian

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:38
on other thought....

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:39
Oh, I always play as the Germans

.

Nazi uniforms are cool

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:41
And who wants to be allied to the French?

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:41
eeew....

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:42
Hehe...

Bill3000 can lead the group that is supposed to
be the French

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:42
and there was one more french man... posted 4 or
3 times in ME threads

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:43
Hmmm, didn't see him...

I wasn't involved in many current ME threads.

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 05:43
well he was only for a month and it was few moths ago

Imran
04-Aug-0 05:44
Ah.... well... ok

I dunno....

Sirotnikov
04-Aug-0 06:02
ok
i'll best be going to sleep
we shall continue tommorow no?
feel free to advance yourself
[...]

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:17
glad to hear

so, are you mentally ready to write something funny again?

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:18
Perhaps

. Just not right now.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:20
cause i haven't seen your humor on poly lately, and Ot is becoming quite a miserable place. we need a leader like you to unite us in adventures and such.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:20
LOL! Well, leader, eh? Hmmm, maybe I will

.

Eternal left... he was good!

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:22
he left because he wasn't appreciated.
i did like the old chap, even though sometimes he wen't out of line.

i never saw, but read that he supposedly made some bad taste joke about the twin towers when the wounds were still too open. that could have easily madebery unpopular

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:22
errr... my fingers got stuck

"made him very unpopular"

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:23
So! That is what Eternal does!

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:24
well, if he talks about the past, it's ok.
But right after the incident making very cruel jokes, like the one he does, it's unappropriate.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:25
Well, they weren't that cruel... and I thought they were funny, and that is coming from me, you know?

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:26
yeah, ok.
well, i wouldnt' know - never saw that joke.
but still, i wouldn't make a joke about the issue until at least 2 weeks have past.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:27
Eh... Eternal makes tasteless jokes... we need someone like that on the forums

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:27
hehe
any idea where he went?

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:28
Nope... just vanished.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:29
the brain left a long time ago
then made one post saying "I'm back, and not like those oldies who show up, make one thread and disappear. I'm back for good".

And then did like those oldies and disappeared.

Reminds me of Usarian(sp?) from Catch 22.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:30
LOL! He was funny as Hell

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:33
I know!
I remember one really serious flame fight, I think it was about religion and then I read The Brain - "people, can't we just eat Cheese and relax?"
I laughed so hard

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:33
Hehe, him and cheese

. I wonder where he went?
Too good for Apolyton, eh?!!

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:34
I dunno.
Why do people leave poly for The Front?
We need to swallow the Front.
Make a Front Forum, and send Spink and Mobius to the real frontier to stir up some trouble and then ban them again.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:34
The Front?

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:35
i used mobius instead of YYYH since YYYH is
already there and Mobius is more anonying.

I meant The Frontier....

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:41

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:35
Does it still exist?

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:36
It was erased by an accident

but they rebuilt it.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:36
Oh, I didn't know they rebuilt it

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:37
you know, while it was down, oldies posted in poly's Diplomacy and Stories forum in their own thread, and it felt so - so "old poly". So "OT".
So .... original coffee shop!

*bursts into tears*

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:37
Ewwww, original coffee shop

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:38
who ruined poly?

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:38
No one... it is still good.

Just wait until Civ3 comes out

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:39
it's just ain't as fun as it was.
a year ago.
a year and a half ago.

errr... I wasn't there before.

but I read old history threads from oldies.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:39
well, OT sucks.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:39
I still think it is cool

. I post there every day

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:40
The OT and community forums suck.
they're filled with whining little posters who take everything too seriosuly.
you can't have a serious discussion, and you cant't have a nice funposting since they interfere and make unfunny and often idiotic comments

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:40
I know you do, but you mostly post about american football

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:40
I like the OT, frankly. Don't go too much into Community. And Civ3 is good too

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:41
Well, American Football is awesome

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:41
well, Civ III is nice, but these days, everytime a person finds a lace Sid forgot in the men's room there are 3 threads about it...

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:41
Hehehe... well, the updates on Civ, by Dan are cool.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:41
well, I don't share that view, and in any case I don't get to see it. [American Football]

We have ESPN, but it's quality is low: not sharp and everything tinted to gray

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:42
yeah, that's true. [About Dan]

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:42
Ah, I see.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:42
Well, make some threads yourself. I mean, since the whole terrorist attack, things have really become low key. Wait a month or two... it takes time to recover. Some people just aren't in the mood for funny stuff.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:43
just don't go anywhere
if people like you and stefu and PH will leave -there'll be no reason to stay.

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:44
in the OT at least

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:44
Well, we won't

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:44
PH and I are tied in... so is Stefu. We've been
here too long.

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:44
What about Bugs? and Sneak?

Sirotnikov
05-Oct-0 05:46
Bugs... I always forget about him!

Sneak is kinda low key now...
But the "Cuteness thread" I started and which he and KH happily continued was fun.

I care more about the fun in the OT than serious discussions.
Sprayber is a poster I also appriciate but I don't recall him being too funny anywhere...

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:46
KH is cool... you have to bring them out to funnyness

Imran
05-Oct-0 05:46
I have to run for a bit... see you later, man!

**Sirotnikov** · December 17, 2001, 00:45

It took me ages to make it in readable (skimmable) format

and then a power surge caused it to be redone from scartch..
so it might happen that some censorship is missing.

please notice we're exchanging ideas - and being very direct.
please do not take insult.

I had to post it in parts since VBB claimed I have to many IMG tags.
The thing is it just counts [ and ] appearances.

I've told Mark who increased the limit several times.
But I've got a feeling he needs to edit the rocedure to solve this.

**Stefu** · December 17, 2001, 03:22

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