Originally posted by Ted Striker
That's pretty much it Wiglaf.
Everyone is pissed at you for wanting to attack our allies and also because you don't give a damn about ripping all the trees from the ground.
That's pretty much it Wiglaf.
Everyone is pissed at you for wanting to attack our allies and also because you don't give a damn about ripping all the trees from the ground.
You can't lose bombing grass. Of course you'd all start whining about the ants or whatever...
As for wanting to attack allies, we'll cancel the alliance first (obviously) and then give good and fair warning about a strike. Eventually, if the UK fails to comply, WITH ALMOST NO CASUALTIES AT ALL, like the war on the Taliban, we will replace your government with a more humane one made up of a few resistance leaders and Blair's slightly more friendly clone flown in from London. A dancing clown or two wouldn't hurt either.
See, I'm not soooo insane after all. Got it all figured out. This simple two step plan would both stop any potential environment-related campaign ads in 2004 and beyond, and would also greatly enhance diplomacy and relations throughout the world, not to mention the economy.
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