Unwritten Laws of the Off-Topic

[KrazyHorse]

XXVI:

[Seeker]

XXVII:

[KrazyHorse]

XXVIII: Any sequence of more than three all-smilie posts in a row runs the risk of inciting moderator actions.

[Natan]

On the contrary; you actually use logical arguments and avoid bitter invective when you post in ME threads, so you can't be Israeli

I have an unfair advantage, Siro is operating on half as much sleep as I am, meaning that he's fighting with half his brain tied behind his back. Besides, everyone goes heavy on the insults in ME threads, it comes with the territory. I avoid them now on principle, but there are some times when I wish I could revert . . .

There is no God, and if only we could have realised that, WWII wouldn't have happened.

You just think that 'cause you're gay.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

XXIX

Within seconds of Albert Speer reappearing everyone will be shouting at him.

XXX

Every 50 posts the Suomithreadi turns into a discussion about strap-ons.

[Seeker]

Strap on what?

[Az]

On the contrary; you actually use logical arguments and avoid bitter invective when you post in ME threads, so you can't be Israeli

:cough::cough:

XXXI : there is always a thread on the first page of the OT , with at least a single post having the word 'Israel' in it .

XXXII : there is always a thread on the OT which has a connection to a game called 'football'. the rules of the game , the names of the teams , and the approximate location of the people interested , tend to go back and forth between two states , one includes , as the names supposes , people that use their feet to propell a ball forward as a part of it, the other , includes people carrying a certain object of uncertain shape by hand , throwing it to each other , and also using their bodies to stop the other team from having it , including pushes , slams etc.

[Kassiopeia]

XXXIII: Every now and then, someone non-Finnish either a) copies, (edits) and pastes something in Finnish and posts it in the Suomithreadi, resulting in amused posts from the people who actually understand it or b) write a post that is pure gibberish, resulting in more amused posts.

EDIT: _How_ is it possible to write "know" instead of "now"? How? I'm embarrased. Utterly.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Aitisi nai poroja.

It's the only Finnish phrase I know and it's not the most versatile of expressions.

[Kassiopeia]

I have a strong feeling that you know what that means - Of course, the first word being probably "äitisi", right? (How do the letters Ä , Ö and Å show up on you poor people with no Scandinavian key support?)

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Chris 62
#XII Same thread will have giant post by one of the Israelis refuting MOBIUS' post

Aw... you do notice!

[Solly]

There will always be someone who considers my every post a troll

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by Infatuation
There will always be someone who considers my every post a troll

That one is written, carved in stone.

XXXIV: U R ALL GAY TW@TS

[David Floyd]

There will always be someone who considers my every post a troll

That in itself is a troll

[Gatekeeper]

Everyone:

Reading this thread made soda come out of my nose. Moral of the story: Don't drink soda while reading certain threads at 'Poly.

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