Unwritten Laws of the Off-Topic

[Chris 62]

Originally posted by LightEning
III. Nobody will notice the paradoxality of that we are writing rules that we claim to be unwritten...

(though somebody will notice the paradoxality of the last statement)

IXV: Someone won't read the previous posts, and make an obvious mistake...

[KrazyHorse]

XV: A post which points out an error in another's post will itself contain an error (XIV, not IXV)

[Chris 62]

That's actually #XVI, old people have trouble typing coherently...

[boann]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
XIII: There will always be a thread subtitled "uh-huh" somewhere on the first three pages.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh.............this is true , so true

[Jaguar]

XVII. Every thread in which giancarlo will eventually end up with somebody blasting him.
XVIII. There will always be a thread defaming branching threads somewhere in the first few pages, and this thread will always be posted in by GP
XIX. In every political thread, someone will call themself a libertarian, even if they have no clue what it means.

[loinburger]

XVX: Posters who claim that they are leaving forever are not.

MMXL: Posters who stay home on New Year's Eve so that they can make the first post of "Year 2002: The Year of the Great Wutang Attack" are wastes of precious pantaloons.

XXXX: Whenever increased restrictions on the Off-Topic forum causes a reduction in threads, there will be a proportional increase in the number of useless threads started in another Apolyton forum (typically Apolyton/Community).

I: Never share a foxhole with somebody braver than you.

[orange]

Originally posted by Wiglaf




Left wing half asser spy. It's people like you that defamed rainbows.

Bah, take a joke.

Btw: want to go to a gay orgy with some fags?

:cough:

[Natan]

XXI: Natan, despite being born in America to 2 American citizens having spent his entire life in the western hemisphere and 95% of it in Ithaca NY is still an Israeli. Further investigation is necessary to determine whether this applies only to him, or to all American Jewish Zionists as well.

XXII: God has set eternal enmity between the EU and the US, the US shall crush the EU's head and the EU shall bite America's heel. All of this shall be done through their posters in the spirit of nasty and destructive flame wars.

[Wiglaf]

Btw: want to go to a gay orgy with some fags?

I don't smoke.

[orange]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
I don't smoke.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I. Any thread, REGARDLESS of the original topic, will become a debate or discussion centering around the Second World War at some point, if allowed to go on long enough.

This didn't happen with the Hottest Women thread

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Natan
XXI: Natan, despite being born in America to 2 American citizens having spent his entire life in the western hemisphere and 95% of it in Ithaca NY is still an Israeli. Further investigation is necessary to determine whether this applies only to him, or to all American Jewish Zionists as well

On the contrary; you actually use logical arguments and avoid bitter invective when you post in ME threads, so you can't be Israeli

XXII: God has set eternal enmity between the EU and the US, the US shall crush the EU's head and the EU shall bite America's heel. All of this shall be done through their posters in the spirit of nasty and destructive flame wars.

There is no God, and if only we could have realised that, WWII wouldn't have happened.

[Seeker]

XXIII:
threads containing Roman numeral lists will be expanded upon ad nauseaum, long after everyone has forgotten the original point, just so someone can make a post with a rarely seen numeral like 'D' or 'L' in order to be elite...

[KrazyHorse]

XXIV: No matter how fun something is, some jerk will always try to spoil it by pointing out how silly we're all being.

[Seeker]

XXV: