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  • #76
    Originally posted by PLATO
    Obtenez bien bientôt !

    (Hope the online translator worked)
    That's the literal translation, but it doesn't make sense in French

    Literal translation of French well-wishes:
    "Bear yourself well"
    "Put yourself back"
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #77
      Mai votre de calvaire coupure toujours leurs places


      Eugh, what does this mean?
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Spiffor

        That's the literal translation, but it doesn't make sense in French

        Literal translation of French well-wishes:
        "Bear yourself well"
        "Put yourself back"
        Thanks Spiffor. So would "Ours vous-même bien" or "Remis" be correct?
        "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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        • #79
          Originally posted by PLATO
          Thanks Spiffor. So would "Ours vous-même bien" or "Remis" be correct?
          That would be "portez vous bien" (the verb to bear), or "remettez vous bien".
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Spiffor

            That would be "portez vous bien" (the verb to bear), or "remettez vous bien".
            Thanks Spiffor. Online translators suck.


            DAVOUT:

            Portez vous bien!!
            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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            • #81
              "Tous mes voeux de prompt retablissement"
              C'est ce que l'on dit habituellement dans c'cas-la (de Milan).
              Et dorenavant, il te faudra ecouter ceux qui te diront "Gare, DAVOUT!".

              Best wishes of fast recovery
              ... and two untranslatable jokes
              The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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              • #82
                I DAVOUTly hope you're up and around soon.
                ouch...

                That was, without davout, the worst pun ever

                Monkey!!!

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                • #83
                  Get well soon! Who is DAVOUT anyway?

                  [DAVOUT:] Thanks! Who is Straybow anyway?
                  (\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
                  (='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
                  (")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)

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                  • #84
                    More news from DAVOUT

                    Dear All,

                    DAVOUT is getting a little better every day, but is still fairly weak. He started exercising a little, but has still a long way to go before he can climb a full flight of stairs.

                    He was really touched by your messages of support and friendship. He was impressed to see some of you learning french for the occasion, and appreciated when french poets were quoted. I know he wants to write a message to thank you, but in the meantime I want to thank you myself, since your messages really helped boost his morale.

                    He now realizes that this was really a close call, in particular when he sees the astonished look of the doctors coming by as soon as they read his file. It seems he is THE case to attend to when you are a heart doctor 200 km around.

                    It is a miracle that he is still with us; but, now that he knows it, he may end up being even more obnoxious than before ! I trust you will help him remain patient and tolerant with us mere mortals

                    It will be at least a few weeks before he can get close to an Internet connexion, but I hope he will be able to write some articles that I'll type for him before that. In the meantime do not forget him...

                    Cheers!

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                    • #85
                      good to know he's getting better.

                      that's the way to go, DAVOUT.
                      I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                      • #86
                        DAVOUT has mad skillz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #87
                          "DAVOUT, you are such a jerk! How come you never call anymore!!!?!? Hurry up and get better, I'll see you upstairs!!!"
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                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #88
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                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #89
                              Great News! Here's hoping the recovery continues full force! You remain in my thoughts daily DAVOUT.
                              "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                              • #90
                                He started exercising a little, but has still a long way to go before he can climb a full flight of stairs.
                                Wow!! Exercise?! "Can't climb a full flight of stairs?"?!!!

                                Hell, he's no different than three quarters of us... sounds normal to me

                                On another note: Wait, DAVOUT is French?! All I have to says is...

                                Naw, nevermind

                                DAVOUT, get better, glad to hear you are recovering and we can't wait for you to get back and annoy us again.

                                Thanks for the update Friant, please keep us updated
                                Monkey!!!

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