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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
She is terribel, part of modern society's abomination on what was once music, but is now excriment in audio format.
People like her are responsible for the terrible ignorance of the young, especially in matters of spelling and grammar.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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Originally posted by Agathon
Fez loves Judy Garland.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Most popular recorded music, at any given moment in history, has been crap, and (not coincidently) has produced inauthentic, talentless poseurs. Ashlee is just a part of the long tradition that stretches all the way back to The Paul Whiteman Orchestra (at least), bottomed out with Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice (what is it about Vanilla?) and lives today in the form of many Pop Princesses as well as wannabe pop-punks like Avril and Good Charlotte. They all exist -- they only exist -- for one reason.Originally posted by bipolarbear
She is terribel, part of modern society's abomination on what was once music, but is now excriment in audio format.
So don't blame Ashlee; blame capitalism."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Jessica is so drop dead gorgeous, she's one of the most beautfiul women out there. She's so gorgeous that I would be too afraid to hit it because I would feel like I was breaking a fine piece of art, such as the Sistine Chapel or even the Statue of Ted Striker in Her Majesty's Museum at Rhodes.
Ashlee on the other hand has her image uglied down to try and make her differentiated from her sister. It makes me look at her and sometimes want to hit it, (of course I would hit it no questions asked), but ask, "hey Ash, did you shave your legs today?"
I would prefer she take the sexy tease Britney route, but not to the extreme of Christina sluttiness.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Originally posted by Whaleboy
I'm sorry she is just so ****ing hot!!
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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It depends really. Usually the sexy tease Britney way gets me going but sometimes I just got to have the extreme Christina sluttiness shoved in my face. When I say shoved, I mean right there next to my nose.Originally posted by Ted Striker
I would prefer she take the sexy tease Britney route, but not to the extreme of Christina sluttiness.
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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But hey I like David Bowie and Queen.Originally posted by Agathon
Judy Garland? Who is that anyways? Is there a reason why I should care?
I knew it. Along with the Rolling Stones thing this proves that you are a faker posing as gay.
How despicable.
So I guess that kinda cancels it out doesn't it?
For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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She isn't attractive. I might be gay, but I'm not stupid.Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn
You guys are so full of it. Just because she doesn't turn you on as much as teh internet pr0n you normally masturbate to doesn't mean she's ugly. She's a very attractive young lady... most girls get much better looking as they get older.
And as far as the booing, thats just awful. Of all the phoney, fake, no talent props on the Pop scene today, why boo Ashley? What makes her so abhorable as compared to all the rest? And yes I did see SNL.
Dude: http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=103856
Do I even have to say anything more? She doesn't have talent.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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fez"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Complete agreement on all points.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Look, all I'm sayin' is she ain't ugly. It's enough to say she's musically pointless, like all pop stars.
I'll tell ya, you know you're old when you have no idea who the hell all these pop stars are.
Oh, and I don't think her sister is particularly beautiful for that matter, just skinnier and blonde with more makeup.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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moronOriginally posted by MRT144
fezFor there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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