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**Elok** · January 5, 2005, 19:27

It's not just sexism. It's an unwritten rule that, if you can't actually sing, you must fit strict madonna-whore appearance regulations to be a singer. Jessica gets by due to her looking like Pat Buchanan's naughty-cheerleader fantasy. Ashlee isn't really superficially attractive AND she sucks musically, so...why does she have a fan base again? Doesn't Lindsey Lohan have some singing ability?

**MRT144** · January 5, 2005, 19:30

Originally posted by Japher
"dont think shes more attractive than my girlfriend."

she's sitting right next to you as you typed that... isn't she?

shes stuck in pheonix on a layover. check our self biased's retirement thread for pictures on the last page

**chequita guevara** · January 5, 2005, 20:13

Look, all I'm sayin' is she ain't ugly. It's enough to say she's musically pointless, like all pop stars.

I'll tell ya, you know you're old when you have no idea who the hell all these pop stars are.

**Dis** · January 5, 2005, 20:15

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I have to wonder who the hell thought to put Kelly Clarkson and Ashlee Simpson on the halftime show. At least I could see Toby Keith fans actually watching the game.

almost as bad as putting Justin timberlake and that Jackson chick on the stage together. No one actually listens to that music.

**Dis** · January 5, 2005, 20:18

you guys are just trolling.

How can you say you wouldn't hit that?

Anyone who says they wouldn't hit that is gay. Yeah she's not beauty queen. Her face is kind of ugly. But with a bag over her head, she'd be ****able.

**KrazyHorse** · January 5, 2005, 20:19

MRT's girlfriend is hotter than her. And so's m girlfriend.

**chequita guevara** · January 5, 2005, 20:26

So's mine, that ain't the point. Saying filet mignon is better than a grilled cheese sandwich is like so, I like to eat grilled cheese too.

**Immortal Wombat** · January 5, 2005, 20:34

I keep reading the title as "Ashlee Simpson boned"

**KrazyHorse** · January 5, 2005, 20:41

So did I

**KrazyHorse** · January 5, 2005, 20:42

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
So's mine, that ain't the point. Saying filet mignon is better than a grilled cheese sandwich is like so, I like to eat grilled cheese too.

Anyhow, she isn't ugly, but she isn't all that hot either.

**Dis** · January 5, 2005, 20:45

if all your girlfriends are as hot as Ashlee Simpson (including body), feel free to post their pictures here

. call me skeptical if you will.

As I've said before. Ashlee has an ugly face (her eyes look terrible). But most women in the U.S. are fat. Not many have a body as good as the one in the picture I just posted.

**Pekka** · January 5, 2005, 20:45

che, so what you're trying to say is, even though you are happily married, you want to ... meet teenage girls?

**St Leo** · January 5, 2005, 20:46

Originally posted by Kontiki
I think a good standard of measurement is if you see that person in a bar and they weren't famous, would you take a second look? I can honestly say I wouldn't for Ashlee Simpson. I almost certainly would for Jessica.

I wouldn't for Jessica, but I might for Ashlee.

They are both rather fake and shallow.

**The Emperor Fabulous** · January 5, 2005, 21:01

Originally posted by Dissident
if all your girlfriends are as hot as Ashlee Simpson (including body), feel free to post their pictures here

. call me skeptical if you will.

Edit: Moved to the more relevant self biased Hot or Not thread

**chequita guevara** · January 5, 2005, 21:10

Originally posted by Pekka
che, so what you're trying to say is, even though you are happily married, you want to ... meet teenage girls?

Exactly.

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