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Originally posted by gunkulator
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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Already done.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Johnny B Good.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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John Updike."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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John Chrysistome"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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John RamboThe enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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John Jacob Astor.
Ok, lets DanS that.
Jonny Von Neumann (sp?)"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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John JohnChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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ChrysostomeOriginally posted by Heresson
John Chrysistome
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been said alreadyOriginally posted by lord of the mark
John Jacob Astor.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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George Michael was famously caught inside a john but I can't remember which it was. Any help?
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Was it Hugh Grant?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Attached FilesThe enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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re: Olivia - I knew it was only a matter of time.
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John PetrucciFormerly known as "CyberShy"
Carpe Diem tamen Memento MoriComment
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