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  • #76
    I want my girlfriend not to live a hundred and thirty miles away.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #77
      Try 10,000 miles
      Who is Barinthus?

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Lorizael
        I want my girlfriend not to live a hundred and thirty miles away.
        what I want is my girlfriend to exist in a plane of reality and outside my head.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Barinthus
          Try 10,000 miles
          Ow. I'm sorry. But I'm an *******, so I'm going to one up you.

          I want my girlfriend's parents to let her see me.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #80
            /me is getting more action than Dissident

            Wow.
            Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Lorizael


              Ow. I'm sorry. But I'm an *******, so I'm going to one up you.

              I want my girlfriend's parents to let her see me.
              Heh the miles are temporary, she's in Africa for Peace Corps.
              Oy, her parents don't like you or something. Or is it cultural?
              Who is Barinthus?

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Verres
                An email I'm awaiting a reply to. Whether the news is good or bad, it should mean I can finally sleep for the first time in days.
                Drogue hasn't been around lately...
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  UR, who punched your bear in the eyes?
                  How dare do you insult the Evil Christmas Pandie Bear®?
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #84
                    SLEEP, about 12 months backlogged

                    TIME OFF

                    The 30 pounds of muscles back that I lost after working like a dog for the past year

                    Hoes in different area codes
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #85
                      I know what Ted needs.. He needs to be arrested. By a tall brunette with green eyes. She'd arrest your naughty ass and lock you to your bed, then spank you a little. ANd then other things as well would happen. That's what you need. You need to be punished. You need to be straightened up. Am I right? I know I'm right.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #86
                        SuperCitizen is never wrong.
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Barinthus
                          Heh the miles are temporary, she's in Africa for Peace Corps.
                          Oy, her parents don't like you or something. Or is it cultural?
                          Her parents are strongly christian and strongly conservative. Her parents believe that I am this strange looking jew she met over the internet who then came to visit her and made her into an immoral, sinful little girl with no self respect. Oh, and I also slept in her bed. Which they had told her I was not allowed to do. Do de do...
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #88
                            Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #89
                              Re: What do you want RIGHT now?

                              $600
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #90
                                Why only $600? Why not $700.


                                I want some Belgian Chocolates (Courtesy of Colon). Another Apolyton tradition stemmin back to 1998.

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                                ~Dominik~
                                ~ Dominikos ~

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