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    • This just in:

      Palestinian Chairman Yassar Arafat is still not dead.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • I think the enthusiasm for sepulchral dancing is sad. I thought a lacking taste for symbolic revenge was supposed to be one of the ways in which we're better than terrorists and their uncivilized ilk.

        That said, it's not like Arafat's death is gonna draw any tears from me either. With some luck it should help the peace process along.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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        • Originally posted by The Mad Monk
          Okay...he was born in Gaza in 1929, when Gaza was Egyptian.
          In 1929, Gaza was part of British Palestine.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • I'm trying to deternine where the "Egyptian" claims came from.
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • Arafat's organization, Al Fatah, was created and backed by Nasser, President of the United Arab Repubic (Egypt), in the 1960s.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • The frail Cairo-born leader was elected President of the Palestinian Authority eight years ago but has been prevented by the Israeli Government to lead his nation and focus on the reconstruction of Palestine.
                Government says it is "deeply concerned" by the worsening state of health of the Palestinian President Yasser Arafat.
                "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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                • Originally posted by Last Conformist
                  I think the enthusiasm for sepulchral dancing is sad. I thought a lacking taste for symbolic revenge was supposed to be one of the ways in which we're better than terrorists and their uncivilized ilk.
                  .
                  Id be quite happy if the terrorists would keep it to only SYMBOLIC revenge.


                  Or kept their dancing to the occasions of deaths of political leaders, not thousands of innocents.
                  "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.†Martin Buber

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                  • Yep, but other sources say Gaza, a couple say Jerusalem, and one said the Jerusalem story is a plant.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • Originally posted by lord of the mark


                      Id be quite happy if the terrorists would keep it to only SYMBOLIC revenge.
                      I think we'd all be happy if terrorists weren't terrorists.

                      The reason I speak of symbolic revenge, however, is that useless acts like jumping on a dead enemy's grave - or expressing a wish to do it on an online forum - is something we can refrain form, and consider ourselves more enlightened for refraining from. Revenge against enemies that are still fighting, OTOH, is often necessary. For the US not to try and strike at AQ after the WTC attacks would have been an exercise not in good taste but in stupidity, I'm sure everyone here agrees. But if we do not refrain from "real" revenge, we can't claim that our refraining from it makes us better than them.
                      Or kept their dancing to the occasions of deaths of political leaders, not thousands of innocents.
                      When they're responsible for the actual killing of those innocents for no purpose with which I'm going to remotely sympathize, their showing some unseemly glee over it doesn't really make them meaningfully nastier in my eyes.

                      OTOH, it does sadden me to see someone who I otherwise perceive as a basically decent person expresses similar glee at someones death. If I may use an analogy, I care more about a small scratch on a brand new car than a big one on an ancient wreck.
                      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                      • Gee whiz, just die already so we can move on.
                        "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
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                        • Originally posted by St Leo
                          Originally posted by Wezil
                          Sorry Oerdin but the planet is ssooooooo much better when some people leave it. Arafat is one of those people. Celebration required.


                          Don't forget to dance in the streets, flash V-signs at journalists, and shoot guns into the clear skies.
                          What? And send all the NDP types heading for the hills?

                          They proved they are a cowardly bunch in the last election....
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • According to the French Militairy Hospital, Arafat has awaken from his coma
                            "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
                            "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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                            • Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                              When he dies, could a mod put "No, wait -- he's dead." after "But not true" in the title?
                              I second that

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                              • Originally posted by germanos
                                According to the French Militairy Hospital, Arafat has awaken from his coma
                                Hmm.. Who do I believe more? Palestinians or the French?
                                "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                                "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                                2004 Presidential Candidate
                                2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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