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  • Hello, My Name is Hurricane Ivan

    Pleased to beat ya!!!





    Here we go again, maybe...
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

  • #2
    Oh go away. I don't have to think about this 'till later this week.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Abandon Florida! Abandon Florida!
      "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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      • #4
        This far out, I'm not worried. Ivan could easily go anywhere but Florida.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          3 in one season? whats the most theyve evern had in one season?
          "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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          • #6
            We've already had three tropical cyclones (Bonnie, Charley, and Frances) this season, which is a record. Charley and Frances occuring within one month of each other is the first time that's happened since 1950. If Ivan hits, we'll be rivalling NC, which got hit with three hurricanes in two months in 1999.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              This shouldn't be too bad for the US, since its going to slam into the mountains of Hispanola.
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • #8
                Mother nature is just trying to make sure Florida isn't there to screw up the elections again in November

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                • #9
                  By sinking Trinidad?
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, My Name is Hurricane Ivan

                    Terrible.

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                    • #11
                      It seems that the US has little to worry about at this point. The carribbean, OTOH...
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        Looks like the inmates at Guantanemo Bay are in for a bath...
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #13
                          AHA!

                          I blame bush.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Azazel
                            AHA!

                            I blame bush.
                            Welcome to our fine society, Az! Membership is free of charge, but you have to commit yourself to always keep looking for new ways in which things can be blamed on Bush.

                            There are, and I cannot stress this too strongly, still far too many things NOT blamed on President Bush. I mean, I can sometimes go for days without encountering things blamed on Bush, and quite frankly I'm sick of it.

                            Blame on!

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                            • #15
                              This is obviously the act of Chinese terrorists with their weather gun
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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