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  • #106
    Originally posted by Boris Godunov

    Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.
    Babies rarely claw their way into the world nine months after gay sex for example.

    Births are like watching the sick combination of Aliens and ER.
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

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    • #107
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #108
        Well, that's an after-effect. I was referring to the immediate effects.

        Male ejaculation - easily contained (usually)
        Female ejaculation - eeew!
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #109
          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
          Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.
          Yeah, but santorum is way grosser.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #110
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            Yeah, but santorum is way grosser.


            Dan Savage rawks.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #111
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #112
                OK.. well, I think straight sex is pretty messy anyway. No answer for the skidmark question from anyoen though, but I think I can live without knowing it.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #113
                  You'd be a good salesman Boris..what service you give
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                  Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                  • #114
                    Originally posted by alva
                    You'd be a good salesman Boris..what service you give


                    It's all about perks for the customers.
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #115
                      Originally posted by Asher
                      I have the potential to be a slut, I just don't follow through.

                      I had the (mis)fortune of going to a HomoHop tonight with a couple friends: our boyfriends were both 18 so couldn't get into the regular clubs (19+). So the HomoHop was a regular club, but sans alcohol that night, so minors could get in.

                      It was both disturbing and/or satisfying to be stared at/hit on by boys as young as 14, around my age, and apparently around 60 years old.

                      All the demographics want me, what can I say.
                      Enjoy it, it will end soon.
                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                        You're getting head while browsing Poly?

                        Seriously dude, your priorities are somewhat messed up there.


                        Heheh. Heh.
                        Consul.

                        Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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                        • #117
                          Mhhey! Myou prmmthed myou mwouldn't tmell mthem maboumt mthat!
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #118
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #119
                              TMI

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                              • #120
                                Originally posted by Pekka
                                NO! Gay people only enjoy penetrative sex, and they do it with anyone, anywhere and any time, and they are evil!1 But ok, I don't threadjack anymore, I was just wondering if gay sex leaves skidmarks or not.
                                Why would it?


                                What do you do with your ladyfriends (inflatable or otherwise) that means this is a regular or predictable occurrence for you?




                                On second thoughts, don't answer.

                                In any case, you shouldn't assume that just because your bedroom repertoire focusses on Pekka's pecker and places to hide it that everyone (gay or heterosexual) operates in the same fashion.





                                And clearly from the homocista sampling (admittedly not very broad in this thread) playing hide the sausage does not exist as some ultimate inevitable goal of gay sex.

                                See, we're even stranger than Finns (except for the gay Finns, but they're normal).

                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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