NO! Gay people only enjoy penetrative sex, and they do it with anyone, anywhere and any time, and they are evil!1 But ok, I don't threadjack anymore, I was just wondering if gay sex leaves skidmarks or not.
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Pekka's right. I think I'm going to lie on my bed now and wait for a wandering gay man to come and bugger me.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Kuciwalker, yeah I suppose the next question from you is 'I can show you'. No thanks, I like you but not that much. I trust the gay people of Apolyton can tell the answer. OH and it doesnt' have to be Boris. Come on gay man, answer the questioN!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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Do you really want an answer Pekka? reeeeeaaaaly? Knowing that an answer may destroy everything you have come to know and value in life?Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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I'll tell you later. Busy looking at porn atm.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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You can pick between two annoying parent like anwers:
Go ask molly
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I'll tell you when you're older.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Why is that I'm reminded of the HBO Show Six Feet UnderWhich side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
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Originally posted by Pekka
DO you honestly think Boris and the bed shopper were doing heavy petting? Honestly now, they were doing the wild stuff I'm sure.
Startling revelation of the day: no, we didn't have anal sex. I am not a big fan of it, actually.And I never do it on a hookup--I've only done it in dating situations. We confined ourselves to the other realms of wild and wonderful gay sex.
Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.Tutto nel mondo è burla
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Interesting fact: The Pacific Northwest has the highest ratio of serial killers in the U.S. Food for thought.
That's because serial killers are mostly white, and that's the whitest part of the U.S., so you're gonna have a few more there.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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