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  • #76
    True, true.. but those must be violations of all codes though.. you should just threaten with healthy inspectors and demand for discount or something when you get out. Or free room all together. They might even give you that.. it's nasty though, I can't think of any worse than blood in the room. Dried up blood. Uhh... then they actaulyl have the guts to rent this room and charge for it? I say no way.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #77
      Boris Gudonov
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Asher
        Who is to say I'm not getting head as I type this?
        Your typing isn't near bad enough.
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Pekka
          Does gay sex leave lots of skidmarks in the bed?
          Yes, if you do it right.







          Good grief Pekka, what a strange man you are.

          Do you get skidmarks from oral sex and handjobs? If so, you must be a very mucky puppy indeed.

          Gay sex isn't just about anal penetrative sex- you can do all sorts of things, just like with a lady person, only with gay men one of the people involved isn't usually thinking of shopping, or car pooling, or wondering if he's managed to get in yet (three real quotes from women friends relating their crap sex experiences).


          By the way, Boris, a woman friend of mine from school had sex with a man who turned up to install some kitchen cupboards.

          She thought he looked hot in his overalls, so they went at it like Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on the kitchen table in 'The Postman Always Rings Twice...'

          So it's not just the homocistas who have Ever Ready underwear, it's some ladysistas too.
          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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          • #80
            Oh molly grow up. 'Holding hands can be erotic'. Sure. It can. DO you honestly think Boris and the bed shopper were doing heavy petting? Honestly now, they were doing the wild stuff I'm sure. They were prolly braking all Utah laws tool. And I just wondered if they left any skidmarks, it's an innocent question, no need to get fired up there.... calm down.... easy there...
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Pekka
              Oh molly grow up. 'Holding hands can be erotic'. Sure. It can. DO you honestly think Boris and the bed shopper were doing heavy petting?
              A handjob isn't 'holding hands' Pekka.

              Not if you do it right anyway.


              Improve your English before telling me to grow up- which one of us is gay and knows what gay sex is about, you or me, you great lumpy Finnatic?

              If you think oral sex is just 'heavy petting' what do you for main course?

              Strap on a Kenwood multi-d!ldo, cover yourself in whipped cream and hang from a chandelier?


              I knew the nights could be long in Finland, but surely even you might settle for a decent blowjob at times.

              That isn't anything to do with cannabis, by the way, or bubble makers.
              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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              • #82
                me so sorry me so sorry.. come on molly, grow up.
                I was talking about heavy petting, you talked about blowjobs. No, I don't think the two are same. Why don't you learn how to read first, then I learn how to type better, ok?

                Calm down there, I don't know why you need to attack my country for it. Go have sex with a dingo why don't you..
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #83
                  Thats drop bears you are thinking of, Pekka.
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    Oh molly grow up. 'Holding hands can be erotic'. Sure. It can. DO you honestly think Boris and the bed shopper were doing heavy petting? Honestly now, they were doing the wild stuff I'm sure. They were prolly braking all Utah laws tool. And I just wondered if they left any skidmarks, it's an innocent question, no need to get fired up there.... calm down.... easy there...
                    As the gay Finn here, I can answer you without insulting Finns So, yes, for some people penetration could be all that sex is about, but actually I know many gays who say they don't have anal sex at all. I don't usually do it with my boyfriend either. So there's really no way you can be sure of what kind of sex Boris and his prospective bed buyer had

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                    • #85
                      Knowing Boris, it would probably be quicker to list the kinds of sex he didn't have during this encounter.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #86
                        Kudos to Boris for practising safe sex.

                        Promiscuity is like alcoholism, though.
                        Only feebs vote.

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                        • #87
                          Lots of fun?
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • #88
                            To start with.
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #89
                              Boris!! You rule!!
                              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                              • #90
                                I see Boris takes my title just as I slip out of the slutiverse.

                                I went on a date with someone last week and didn't sleep with them four hours after meeting them. That's like the sun deciding to rise in the west for a change.
                                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                                -Richard Dawkins

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