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  • Maybe I just didn't want to believe I was a slut...

    I had never thought of myself as such, after all. I mean, I have standards, perhaps even relatively high ones.

    But tonight...

    In preparation for my move, I wanted to sell my bed. It's only a year old, is in great condition, so why not? I posted an ad on Craig's List last week, and got some prompt responses. The first person was a guy who lived in the same neighborhood who had his own van that he could use to transport it, so I figured he was the best bet for a painless transfer.

    Well, he came by tonight to check it out and take it away (if he wanted it). He had sounded a bit gay to me on the phone, and when he arrived I noticed he was kinda cute.

    He thought the bed was fine, and... started flirting heavily with me. I mean, quite obvious. Well, what am I going to do?

    So I gave him his first test run on the bed. And then he took the bed with him when we were done. Now there's a first for me.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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        You know, Boris, in the straight world deals are sealed with a handshake
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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          Hands and shaking were involved, yes.
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            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #7
              Hope he paid cash. Would hate to have the check bounce, too.

              See: Erica Jong, the "zipless ****"
              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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                Money order, which feels even stranger...
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #9
                  The important question is, did he pay a little "extra"?

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                  • #10
                    The tip I got wasn't in cash, no.
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                    • #11
                      Were you gay before tonight?

                      This is why I don't sleep on beds, by the way.

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                      • #12
                        No, I was turned gay a long time ago by the Communists.
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                        • #13
                          Wiglaf for president

                          Jon Miller
                          Jon Miller-
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                            Oh, and Boris, I will probably be arround Christmas time (in OR), so if you want to have a poly meet (since you wanted one in NY) we can have one

                            Jon Miller
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                              Ok, but I won't need to be selling a bed at that point. I hope.
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