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  • /me whacks MrFun with a conveniently placed telegraphe pole.

    Nobody answered whether Americans really are so perverted as to use pines for christmas trees ...
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • No, we use minature bonzai trees.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • Originally posted by Theben
        No, we use minature bonzai trees.

        Miniature bonsai trees?


        As opposed to those redwood sized bonsais?

        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • These are smaller than normal.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • Originally posted by Last Conformist
            * Last Conformist whacks MrFun with a conveniently placed telegraphe pole.

            Nobody answered whether Americans really are so perverted as to use pines for christmas trees ...
            Some Americans actually do still use real pine trees that have to be watered and so forth, while most Americans use artificial trees.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • 500

              /me is the best
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • 501 . . . . .
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • Apolyton Coffee Shop: Better Red than Dead!
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Originally posted by MrFun


                        Some Americans actually do still use real pine trees that have to be watered and so forth, while most Americans use artificial trees.
                        I believe you misunderstand. What's perverted isn't the tree part, but the pine part. Real xmas trees are firs.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • Originally posted by Last Conformist

                          I believe you misunderstand. What's perverted isn't the tree part, but the pine part. Real xmas trees are firs.

                          doh
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • Originally posted by self biased

                            .fir?
                            Such jokes are wasted on the masses.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • Says the critter with the cheap ugly hat.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • Apolyton Coffee Shop: Better Hurry Up before Starbucks buys us...
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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