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  • In other news, our computer network at the ship completely crashed, and wiped the sharedrive. The pic of the ApolyKitty is gone.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • /me laughs at Lonestar.

      Wario as Prez? Don't you folks know what happens when you've got an evil overlord as HoS?
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • ApolKitty?
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • Originally posted by Last Conformist

          Obviously I don't. Duh.

          But, but . . . . .


          happy Christmas trees just want to be friends.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • Originally posted by MrFun
            But, but . . . . .


            happy Christmas trees just want to be friends.
            And who are they to think they shall have their every wish, hey?
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • Woowoowoo!
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • I wonder if we could have the next spamshop in community.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • Originally posted by Last Conformist

                  And who are they to think they shall have their every wish, hey?

                  Do you know what happy Christmas trees do to those who do not want to be their friends?
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • Sing horrible Xmas songs aimed at children trumpeting the differences that make each and every one of us so darn special?
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • No -- happy Christmas trees become sadistic, angry Christmas trees.

                      Then, they tie you down, and superglue pine needles over your entire body and face.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • Including buttocks and genitals?
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • You seem awfully eager there, TehBen, got a thing for pine needles?
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                          • It's still x10 better than the horror I envisioned.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • Originally posted by Theben
                              Including buttocks and genitals?

                              When I said the entire body, I mean the entire body!



                              And don't take it so lightly -- do you know how painful it could be to remove the pine needles after they are superglued to you?
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • Douglas fir!
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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