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  • #121
    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    Time to go to sleep. I have to be up early tomorrow to give blood. They called today and said they were running low on my type, but I bet they say that to all the blood donors.
    Our Vampire Branch seems to be working overtime.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #122
      Originally posted by Lonestar
      * Lonestar gives Theben the distinguished AECCP service award, for providing lyrics for our anthem.
      The Double-Cross?
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #123
        *Starchild appears in a puff of faulty logic, already on his third martini and seabreeze cocktail of the hour*
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #124
          Originally posted by Theben
          The Double-Cross?
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #125
            Originally posted by Tiamat
            **Tia smacks Cold** Nice to see ya' honey
            Nice to see you too
            Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

            https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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            • #126
              /me toasts ColdWizard.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #127
                ** MrFun untoasts ColdWizard
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #128
                  I'm going to be away from the shore for the next few weeks. This means my visits to apolyton will be greatly reduced. Be strong!


                  EIN REICH, EIN AECCP, EIN PANZERKAT!!!
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #129
                    Don't worry, I'll keep the AECCP.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #130
                      NEIN!!
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #131
                        I control the Communists. I control the Capitalists. I control the Jews, er, Gnomes of Zurich. If I can get Solver I get the UFOs.

                        Hmmmmm. JohnT's got Hollywood.

                        I think I will take the Society for Creative Anarchism.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #132
                          Ya know, Tia, there isn't a whole lotta room in here for a full-sized dragon. Can you nip off to the ISR and Dino will bring yer drinks?
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #133
                            Originally posted by Starchild
                            *Starchild appears in a puff of faulty logic, already on his third martini and seabreeze cocktail of the hour*
                            A certain lack of logic is involved in there somewheres, methinks.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #134
                              Goodnight Moon!
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #135
                                Is your kitty praying?
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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