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  • #91
    How rude...

    /me buries che in peanut shells
    Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

    https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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    • #92
      FREE MONEY!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Lonestar
        * Lonestar sings "AECCP Panzerkat uber Alles"
        I'm Panzerkat of the AECCP
        You shall all bow down to me
        and give me a bowl of milk
        or I'll slay you and all your ilk
        OR I'll slay you and all your ilk

        AECCP- uber Alles
        AECCP- uber Alles
        Uber Alles- AECCP
        Uber Alles- AECCP

        Our fascists will control you
        100% pure evil
        Be a dog for the master race
        And love to serve in every case

        Close your eyes you girly men
        And get ready for the Strumtruppen
        The Kitty won't come back you say
        Convert cause you need to pray
        Convert b/c you need to pray

        AECCP- uber Alles
        AECCP- uber Alles
        Uber Alles- AECCP
        Uber Alles- AECCP

        Now it is 2004
        Knock knock at your front door
        It's the ultra-right AECCP police
        They have come for your lib'rul niece

        Come quietly to the camp
        and let kitty sit on your lap
        but don't think that she's declawed
        For you'll soon find your idea's flawed

        DIE!! By my scyth-like talon's scratch
        Coup-de-etat 's already hatched
        You will croak you dumb asshat
        When you mess with the Panzerkat
        When you mess with PANZERKAT

        AECCP- uber Alles
        AECCP- uber Alles
        Uber Alles- AECCP
        Uber Alles- AECCP
        ha ha ha
        HA HA HA HAH!
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #94
          /me whistles along, horribly off-key.
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          • #95
            ** MrFun wishes for coffee shop peace
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #96
              There shall be peace, when all of our heathen enemies lay strewn about in bloody piles of mutilated corpses.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #97
                Let it go, Theben . . . . . .


                there are obviously no weapons of mass destruction here in the coffee shop to find and destroy.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #98
                  There are still rebellious infidel scum who inhabit the AECCP and do not recognize che as the duly appointed leader.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #99
                    /me casts Cone of Cold on Theben's magic cucumber
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • ** MrFun is angry about the proliferation of magic cucumbers, as he thought he was only one with exclusive control over them
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • All men have a magic cucumber.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • /me steals the bank deposits of the AECCP and goes to Rio.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • Originally posted by MrFun
                            ** MrFun is angry about the proliferation of magic cucumbers, as he thought he was only one with exclusive control over them
                            /me notes MrFun is the only one with a pink/purple magic cucumber.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              * chegitz guevara steals the bank deposits of the AECCP and goes to Rio.

                              you can get a plane ticket to Rio on $17.27?
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • Tehben
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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