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**BustaMike** · June 30, 2004, 03:47

Fights should be avoided if at all possible IMO. Considering that, if I ever get in a fight, I have no intention of getting myself hurt. There are no rules in a fight. You should simply try to end it as fast as possible. Kick the guy in the balls. Kick the guy in the knee. Hit him with a bat. Stab him. Gouge his eye out. Fighting isn't about proving your worth or somesuch nonsense and it's not honorable. Screw this punch combination bull**** that Krazyhorse is trying to tell you. If you must fight, fight to win as soon as possible.

**Urban Ranger** · June 30, 2004, 04:00

1. Run away if you can
2. Stay away from places where drunks frequent

**Al B. Sure!** · June 30, 2004, 04:26

a little nine can fit good in your little hands

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**Sikander** · June 30, 2004, 04:45

Advice about fighting isn't going to help you nearly as much as some time in a hands on dojo. Ju jitsu, judo or one of the mixed martial arts styles will pay the most immediate dividends. Don't be discouraged if you aren't really great in the dojo, you'll be surprised at how easily it all comes together when the sh!t hits the fan and your opponent is a drunken bore.

**Frankychan** · June 30, 2004, 05:00

All wrong.

First thing you do is be all like "Nah nah nah, I don't want to fight." As you try and walk past them, you swing your other fist around and catch them on the blind side, with the "false crack" or "sucker punch".

F***er goes down. I wish I could show it to you, but it works.

I'm glad I haven't gotten into a fight in years, cause when I used to I would black out and I'd "wake" with blood on my hands, a messed up face and body, and some poor guy bleeding.

(at least you guys up North fight like men, with fists instead of hiding behind weapons.

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**Urban Ranger** · June 30, 2004, 05:04

I better watch out for your "ceasefire" then, Franky.

**Tattila the Hun** · June 30, 2004, 05:08

Go for the genitalia! Kick him in the nuts! Bust his balls!

Ought to bring any guy down. THEN you can run.

**Spiffor** · June 30, 2004, 06:06

If the drunk bore is alone, give a huge (and fast) knee-kick in his groin, put him on the ground as he's surprised by the pain, and break a few ribs / wrists with adequate kicks.

Caution, this may not work with the usual suspects, who'll either expect you aiming for the groin, or who'll wear a protection.

**dannubis** · June 30, 2004, 06:08

i can't believe that took 22 posts to be mentionned

edit : as a reply to Tattila

**Sikander** · June 30, 2004, 06:43

Pain techniques are iffy, it's better to use something that will bring down the drug-addled, drunken or crazy as well as the a$$hole. Strangles work well, but not necessarily in a general brawl where you don't want to get down on the ground. Body slams are effective as well as impressive, while more modest throws can allow you to escape at your leisure or kick 'em while they are down.

**Chemical Ollie** · June 30, 2004, 07:24

There is no gentlemens' way to fight. Gentlemen don't fight, they talk. So if the thug won't listen, and insist to fight, fight dirty and make him suffer. HE wanted the fight, not you, so let him have it. (As other's already pointed out)

No remorse

Are there no police in Alaska btw? Anyone who fights around here risk jail or ample fines. If that is the case, let him beat you while you scream and moan and exagerate your pain, then report him to the police.

**Firelad** · June 30, 2004, 07:46

Don't hit drunk people in the balls. Too much chance of them being too drunk to feel it. Kneecaps is best. Kick to the knee, but not directly from the front, but slightly from the inside to the outside (meaning from between his legs) like in a 45 degree angle to the front. After that it's your choice whether to finish it off with an elbow to the spine. I would not recommend it though... Too much. Even busting someone's knee can get you in serious trouble if you can't prove self defence.

**Provost Harrison** · June 30, 2004, 07:54

Why are you living in this hellhole?

**child of Thor** · June 30, 2004, 08:14

first thing i'm going to ask is are you a well coordinated individual? do you have good balance? have you fought before and if so were you any good at it - did it feel 'natural'?

If you answer yes to all the above then take peoples advice on how to beat the bigger guy if he insists on a fight.

If you answer no to any of the above then just keep running(or take the kicking thats coming your way).

Some people are born fighters, others are not and even after years of martial training will seem clumsy in a fight(and get beaten a lot).

**Kuciwalker** · June 30, 2004, 08:18

Re: The Dumbasses Are Out In Force (Pekka and GT, also small guys who fight look here)

Originally posted by Space05us
Teach me the effective (and tried if possible) ways to quickly neutralize a person bigger than me.

Hit 'em in the throat. Hard. Hope they don't die.

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