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    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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    • Originally posted by Starchild
      Today, my experiment is chocolate martini's over ice. I assume you all eagerly await my publication in all the major journals.
      Martini's over ice Chill, shake, pour through strainer. If you make the flavoured vodka/liqueur yourself, extra marks
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      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
      But he would think of something

      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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      • I believe he used the word "experiment"
        "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
        "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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        • I believe he did
          Smile
          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
          But he would think of something

          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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          • Last night I had a bottle of Bells. A group of us ended up hanging outside my window shouting for whores.
            Res ipsa loquitur

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            • God bless the Scottish.
              *wipes single tear from eye*
              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
              -Richard Dawkins

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              • Bells? Is that short for Belhaven or is it another brand?
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • Best bongs are snow bongs. Only positive aspect to winter.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • Hockey season
                    Getting to laugh at Baltimoreans who curl up and die as soon as it starts snowing
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • Erm.... I don't think it's called Belhaven.

                      My bottle was a slightly different design, it had been in the cupboard for 20 years

                      Res ipsa loquitur

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                      • Originally posted by Zero
                        ive tried too many drugs to list them....

                        i never did E tho... which is funny, cause i like drugs + sex combo. And E is supposed to be the ultimate in that....
                        yes it is

                        but good luck getting it up when you are off your tits
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • Most kinds of bud are pretty bad when it comes to that. Orange bud is ok though
                          "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                          "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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