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  • Rush Limbaugh to divorce third wife...

    Family Values Limbaugh:

    Married Roxy Maxine McNeely, 1977; Divorced in 1979

    Married Marries Michelle Sixta, 1983; Divorced in 1989

    Married Marta Fitzgerald, 1994; Divorced in 2004



    Evil Liberal Clinton:

    Married Hillary Rodham, October 11, 1975



    Clearly, gay marriage and the liberal media are to blame for Rush's matrimonial failings.





    Limbaugh Says 10-Year Marriage at an End

    1 hour, 2 minutes ago


    By JILL BARTON, Associated Press Writer

    WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Conservative radio commentator Rush Limbaugh announced Friday that he and his wife, Marta, are divorcing.


    The Limbaughs "mutually decided to end their marriage of 10 years" and have "separated pending an amicable resolution," according to a statement released by Limbaugh's publicist.


    It was the third marriage for both Limbaugh, 53, and his 44-year-old wife, who were wed May 27, 1994 at the Virginia home of U.S. Supreme Court (news - web sites) Justice Clarence Thomas (news - web sites). Thomas officiated the ceremony.


    The couple shared a $24 million oceanfront mansion in Palm Beach. Limbaugh often broadcasts his daily three-hour show from a Palm Beach studio.


    Spokesman Tony Knight said the divorce was a personal matter and declined further comment.


    The past several months have been difficult for the politically and socially conservative Limbaugh, who announced in October that he was entering drug rehabilitation because he was addicted to prescription painkillers.


    At the same time, West Palm Beach prosecutors announced they were investigating whether Limbaugh illegally went "doctor shopping" to obtain the pills. The practice refers to visiting several doctors to receive duplicate prescriptions of controlled narcotics.


    Limbaugh, who has not been charged with any crime, has repeatedly fought back against the charges and negative publicity he's received over the matter.


    Last month, he took out full-page ads in two Florida newspapers to attack prosecutors for mounting what he called a politically motivated investigation. He also regularly lashes out against prosecutors and reporters and defends himself during his show.


    The criminal case against Limbaugh is on hold pending a decision from a Florida appeals court. It will decide whether the seizure of Limbaugh's medical records, which were taken by investigators in November, violated privacy laws.


    Prosecutors say they need the records to determine whether to bring charges against Limbaugh.
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    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      He and Newt Gingerich should collaborate on a best seller.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        He and Newt should get married.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          *gasp* hypocrisy among social conservatives!

          They didn't even get married in a church! I'm not thinking Thomas is an ordained minister, Limbaugh is a godless, decadent, secular hypocrite!
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #6
            Look, you can't get down on a conservative just because he's divorced; divorce is very acceptable these days. I mean, it's not like he's some draft-dodging drug addict or something.

            Hmm?

            Oh, I see.

            Carry on, then.
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #7
              OMFFG!!!

              I blame teh Great Gay Conspiracy!
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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              • #8
                Rufus, you are a treasure. Laughed my ass off.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Re: Rush Limbaugh to divorce third wife...

                  Originally posted by DRoseDARs

                  Last month, he took out full-page ads in two Florida newspapers to attack prosecutors for mounting what he called a politically motivated investigation. He also regularly lashes out against prosecutors and reporters and defends himself during his show.
                  A politically motivated investigation?

                  How very un-American- I'm sure the lovely Limbaugh would never approve of expensive inquiries into the sleazy affairs of public figures, motivated by political animus.

                  I applaud his serial marriages- clearly he's a believer in quantity over quality, certainly if his book is anything to go by.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jaguar
                    OMFFG!!!

                    I blame teh Great Gay Conspiracy!

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                    • #11
                      What is it with this idiot? The painkillers must have gotten to his head and brain-damaged him.
                      Now just don't go forming any angry mobs now, you hear?

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                      • #12
                        Gay people in Frisco made him stop loving his wife.
                        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                        -Bokonon

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PresidentMarcos
                          What is it with this idiot? The painkillers must have gotten to his head and brain-damaged him.
                          He was already brain damaged, how else could you explain the BS he spews?

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                          • #14
                            a $24 million oceanfront mansion in Palm Beach
                            Very profitable BS, apparently.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Rush Limbaugh to divorce third wife...

                              Originally posted by DRoseDARs

                              Married Hillary Rodham, October 11, 1975
                              With all due respect to Senator Clinton, that's not really the best example of a successful marriage, considering the numerous infidelities her husband has had over the course of the marriage.
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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