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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi -
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Originally posted by JohnT
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Ya know, I can just picture the Dalai Lama lining up a shot, wearing his friggin robes.
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You left out the best part, Japher.Originally posted by Japher
My opinion on movies has been discredited here on 'poly ever since I said I liked...uh, can't remember what it was. Anyway
What the heck!!! Rent it now!
"We can put you in Queens the night of the robbery"
"Oh yeah, I live in Queens!"
"Oh yeah? I live in Queens. You put that together all by yourself or you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this one?"Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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oh yeah. i forgot steel magnolias"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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You missed How stella Got Her Groove Back also.Originally posted by Albert Speer
oh yeah. i forgot steel magnolias
and Terms of Endearment
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Albert, you forgot Not Without My Daughter and Burning Bed, too.
Caddyshack and Major League (but NONE of the sequels) definitely.
History of the World, Part I
Centurion: The jig is up!
Josephus: And gone, too!Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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History of the WorldOriginally posted by Solomwi
Albert, you forgot Not Without My Daughter and Burning Bed, too.
Caddyshack and Major League (but NONE of the sequels) definitely.
History of the World, Part I
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Count DeMoney:Sire, you look like the piss-boy.
King: And you look like a bucket of ****!
My favorite one-liner of all time. Don't know why.
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I'm rather partial to:Originally posted by Solomwi
You left out the best part, Japher.
"Oh yeah? I live in Queens. You put that together all by yourself or you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this one?"
"What's a guy your age gonna do in prison?"
"I dunno, **** your father in the shower and have a snack?"
And, quite possibly my favorite one-liner of all time:
"Oswald was a ***."
Tube: Nothing can possibly beat the Inquisition song, can it?
Though I do giggle (yes, giggle) uncontrollably at the line "TREASURE BATH!!" Which is in the same scene with "Wash this!"
God, I love that movie!
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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No doubt, Arrian. I meant the best part of that quote. I think my favorite quote overall is when the cop is asking "Do you guys know who the **** I am?" and Hockney tears his badge off
"We do now, jerkoff."Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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I couldn't remember the whole quote... haven't watched it in a while. My favorite character is Benicio Del Toro's character, the whole "flip ya', flip ya like a lid'", then there are all speak english, and he's a what da' fuk... I do that when ever my wife says "what" to me several times...You put that together all by yourself or you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this one?"
Truly one of the best movies ever.
PCU wasn't anything like Soul Man... I liked "can you blow me where the pampers is?"
Just one hit, man.
I think the problem most ppl have with Gods and Generals is they were expecting a Gettysburgh type movie, same guy right? When actually this one is about the man, and not the war... a biography of sorts. If you went into it expecting the whole movie to be the Antietam scene from Glory than you would be disappointed... Theres another good one; Glory.Comment
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"IN ENGLISH, please!"
"Gimme da ****in' key ya cocksocka, whatda****?"
Glory was solid
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Anyone say "Platoon" yet?
Platoon
oh, and Boondock Saints"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Or McManus' "Gimme the ****ing keys you ****ing ********er mother****er AAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHH"
Reminds me of Howard Dean.Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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