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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Have a white tiger drag him across the stage.
Ba-da-bing!
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Have a white tiger drag him across the stage.
Ba-da-bing!
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Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring. -
/me points and laughs @ EvCI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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@Lonestar: Really? I though you needed a score mad scientists and a gene splicing machine.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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@last Conformist:
I guess I used mostly American slang...Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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** points at Lonestar, and banishes him to another dimensionA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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A gay guy walks into a bar and sees a very handsome man standing at the counter ordering a drink. The gay man walks over to him, and with his best grin, laid the pick up line of all pick up lines on him: "Can I push in your stool"
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** MrFun throws a can of Spam at JapherA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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/me gets nailed in the head with a can of spam as he was looking the other way picking his nose... He is now out cold on the floor of this filthy, filthy place
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/me stamps on Japher's head *Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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ooooh . . . . . unconscious
I think I'll tie him up then throw him the pit where we keep the ferocious commie kitties.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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About that pit....
*takes a bite from his McCommunist Kitten Rib sandwich meal*Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Missed.Originally posted by MrFun
** points at Lonestar, and banishes him to another dimensionToday, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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You think I can't even aim with my own, damn index finger!?
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Is it not bent?Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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nopeA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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