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    Childless couple told to try sex


    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
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    I've heard of this happening before.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      No. We're talking about retarded people.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment
        A = !A ???
        A != A ???
        How does that work?

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            Here I thought everybody knew about sex. After all, we have 15 years doing it all the time, I assumed it was common knowledge.
            'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
            G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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            • #7
              oh, geez



              more stupid people in this world
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                What the **** does this have to do with a 'Christian Education'? The article does not mention Christianity at any point. I am really getting fed up with the anti-christian bigotry of the people on this site.

                And I don't even believe this crock of **** anyway. Do you have a more creditable source for this story, or do you believe everything you read on the net?

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                • #9
                  Yes -- stupid people go both ways, Rogan.

                  Those who do not know how to reproduce, and those who have a knee-jerk tendency to throw Christianity in with any kind of sludge they can think of.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    Last edited by our_man; January 18, 2015, 14:39.
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                    • #11
                      Ludd assumes the position that sex should be taught in school.
                      If it's a Christian school, it's a Christian fault.

                      He's an idiot.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Do we really want these people reproducing?
                        Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #13
                          NO -- we have enough stupid people on this planet as it is.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment
                            What's the difference? oh yeah, retards were born that way, religionists choose to be stupid....
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              they might as well have been muslims or jews or martians (most likely). not necessarily christians
                              CSPA

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