Holy ****, did anyone see the latest Something Awful weekend web?

[Az]

You better bring me some numbers here, bub.

[Q Classic]

1. wtf does "AOA" stand for?
2. wtf is the difference between Ashley and Mary Kate?
3. wtf are these people still doing alive?

[Gibsie]

1. I think AOA represents how low they'd go, so maybe "age of acceptance", or something.
2. Genetically, nothing.
3. I dunno, but posting about your paedophilic fantiasies and expriences on a board that logs your IP address with every post is about as dumb as torturing the inmates of a prison and taking photographs.