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  • #91
    "You know, I think I will change my avatar often" Gepap
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Japher
      "I let some punks walk all over me today after I got turned down for a library card" - Pekka, the not-so-supercitizen




      Japher rocks in this thread.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #93
        You're right, I don't have a spy network, and I regret having posted nonsensical items in the past. --CharlesBHoff

        Just remembered this one!
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #94
          "I would never stoop so low as to enjoy my ability to ban." - MtG

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          • #95
            "I would like to apologize for being hypocritically angry with drug users when I myself was never honest with my listeners about my own drug abuse." -- Rush Limbaugh
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #96
              A funny joke - MrFun
              Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
              Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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              • #97
                An original joke - Tassie

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Japher
                  "Ya know, we should give Zylka mod powers" - Any one on any message board

                  "Jon Miller" - Jon Miller
                  said it

                  Giant Ballbearings are the Fabric of Society - Anyone but Jon Miller

                  JHn Miller
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #99
                    "The Cold War is over" - Ned
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • I've been appointed chariman of the Republican Party - me.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • "The Soviets really DID lose the Cold War, and we have Reagan to thank for that" - Comrade Tassadar, any number of posters

                        "The pastel book covers J.K. Rowlings used are extremely conducive to burning!" - Imran

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                        • "I'm sorry, but that restroom is just far too dirty for me to have sex with you in it." - Starchild
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • Nasty Boris Nasssssty
                            We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                            If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                            Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                            • "microsoft products blow" -asher

                              "why theres nothing strange about them finns. theyre greta people, why do you ask?"
                              :-p

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                              • They're not really typos, I just cant spell worth a damn. GePap
                                We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                                If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                                Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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