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    Sentences never before spoken...

    "Wow, what a brilliant argument in favor of the Capitalist system, UR."

    "I'm thinking of converting to Islam!" - Ben Kenobi

    "Oh, just let them enjoy their DL's." - Ming

    "You know what would be a good idea? Letting OT posts add towards your post count!" - MarkG

    something calm and sensible, with the proper spelling of "hypocrite" - Sava

    "Me, I just like hanging around in ratty t-shirts, drinking Bud and watching (American) football" - Starchild

    "Just Say No" - Zylka

    "Mr. President, what a cognizant and sound defense you made!" - everybody

    "I'm moving to Mississippi and I just can't wait!" - MrFun

    "Last night my neighbor got busted for pot and he deserved it!" - Berzerker

    "On behalf of the Greek nation, I apologize to our Turkish/Macedonian brethren." - Paiktis
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    "I don't know" MtG
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      This thread will prove my point.

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        "Kids are stupid. Throw rocks at them" JohnT
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          "Me, I just love to talk gay civil rights" - Capt Dizle

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            "Hi Dad! Hi Step-mom! Come on in!"- JohnT
            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                "God, my kid is annoying the life out of me..I am about 3 second from smacking her outside the head! "

                John T
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  "I love you Stepmom." - JohnT - "And have grown disillusioned with telephone book deliveries and the whole capitalist system."
                  Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                  -Richard Dawkins

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                    something calm and sensible, with the proper spelling of "hypocrite" - Sava

                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      "Riding bicycles is perfectly safe in Florida." -- Chegitz
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        "After deliberating long and hard, I've decided I'm a breast man"- Starchild.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          "Arkansas is a HUGE market that comprises the majority of the national industry's units." - Pornography producer
                          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                            "I'm thinking of taking up Opera" - Britney Aguilera

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                              "Ya know what, maybe I've been a bit too quick to judge the BNP after all"- Laz

                              "Deep down, I really don't give a **** about PC minority rights after all. Pass the beer" - MrFun
                              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                              -Richard Dawkins

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