Single Male Culture - Gay or Nay?

[Az]

And they seem to get as much pleasure from it as I would from having sex with my girlfriend.

I am really sorry to hear that.

[JohnT]

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[Capt Dizle]

Re: Single Male Culture - Gay or Nay?

Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn
I live with my girlfriend and three other guys in a house, and I have to say I find the interactions between the guys very homosexual. I'll explain what I mean, and I want to know if people here agree with me.

On a typical day, my girlfriend and I will be upstairs (doing whatever), and from downstairs in the living room we can here the guys watching a hockey game or something. This sounds like "Oh yeah! Woooo! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Woooooooohooooo!", which seriously sounds like (if you didn't know better) they were having some wild sexual orgy in the living room. This will usually be followed by some kind of play punching or wrestling on the couch. Usually, this will be followed by them playing some PS2 game, which again will elicit the same kind of sexual sounding screams and/or wrestling.

Aside from this more blatant stuff, they hang out together all the time all day, have no girlfriends, will only do "macho manly" things and actively avoid things that are "girly". To my girlfriend and I, we find this all very gay. And its not just them either, our neighbors are a house full of guys who do the exact same thing.

There is far too much yang (or wang?) and not nearly enough ying, which seems gay to me.

So my question stands: single male culture - gay or nay?

Not exactly on topic but the presence of three unattached guys downstairs and the houseful next door probably keeps your girlfriend in a state of semi to full arousal all of the time. To your benefit. So, next time you and she are talking about how gay they are, stop to reflect that she is certainly thinking about doing the rest of the house some day when you pass out.

And then, you'll wish they were gay.

[JohnT]

But I repeat myself!

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[Az]

indeed.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Your equating manhood to straighthood is the problem Agathon seems to have. Any indication that he might not be 100% straight (i.e. touching another guy) he considers a threat to his manhood. But a well-adjusted fellow, straight or gay, can touch men without it making them all ickish.

No. It's just that I don't like being touched by anyone. Where I come from it is not acceptable for men to touch other men, or for men to touch women. Women, on the other hand, can't keep their hands off us (I don't like that much either).

It's a cultural difference. It's got sod all to do with gays.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn

Its kind of like the naked slumber party pillowfight for girls, which most men associate with some kind of lesbianism.

Anyone else here reminded of the fact that they aren't gay when they read this?

[Asher]

I'm living in an all-male house, with the exception of the weekends when the owner's girlfriend stays.

17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24 year olds, plus the 40-something owner.

It's awesome.

[Agathon]

Yeah, but you're gay, so you you are proving his initial point.

[Barinthus]

Hey, JCC, you should record their noises and post it here so we can judge for ourselves

My nipples are semi-hard, does that make me gay?

[Zero]

reminds me of that "work out or gay sex" skit. Hilarious.

Its not gay if they **** women from time to time. If they never **** women... i might be a lil suspicious.

even if some of them were gay. So what. wats wrong with a lil physical contact. You never played baseball and got a "congratulation" on ur homerun?

[Spiffor]

I must admit I strongly disliked physical contact before being with my gf. And even now, I still like keeping some distance from people I talk to, whether male or female (admittedly, I mind less when females get close )

[Zero]

gay and straight men should be treated just as how you would treat an ugly women.

just dont have sex with neither of them.

this isnt like kindergarten. no ones got cooties.


spiffor thats different.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Zero
gay and straight men should be treated just as how you would treat an ugly women.

That would entail almost all of apolyton sleeping with gay and straight men and then sneaking out in shame serruptitiously before daylight.

[Zero]

too good, boris. you get a cookie for that one.