Single Male Culture - Gay or Nay?

[JimmyCracksCorn]

I live with my girlfriend and three other guys in a house, and I have to say I find the interactions between the guys very homosexual. I'll explain what I mean, and I want to know if people here agree with me.

On a typical day, my girlfriend and I will be upstairs (doing whatever), and from downstairs in the living room we can here the guys watching a hockey game or something. This sounds like "Oh yeah! Woooo! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Woooooooohooooo!", which seriously sounds like (if you didn't know better) they were having some wild sexual orgy in the living room. This will usually be followed by some kind of play punching or wrestling on the couch. Usually, this will be followed by them playing some PS2 game, which again will elicit the same kind of sexual sounding screams and/or wrestling.

Aside from this more blatant stuff, they hang out together all the time all day, have no girlfriends, will only do "macho manly" things and actively avoid things that are "girly". To my girlfriend and I, we find this all very gay. And its not just them either, our neighbors are a house full of guys who do the exact same thing.

There is far too much yang (or wang?) and not nearly enough ying, which seems gay to me.

So my question stands: single male culture - gay or nay?

[Az]

I think that you're a closeted homosexual.

[Barinthus]

Sounds to me like you're letting your gf 'civilise' you too much. We're supposed to burp, belch, oogle women, punch each other, give each other a handjo.... hm never mind.

[Last Conformist]

They're gay. Anyone with a PS2 is gay or Japanese or both.

[DanielXY]

revolt against the tyran you gf is! Break free! Have fun with the other guys!

[Az]

what do you mean by that, Daniel?

[JohnT]

Gayest. Thread. Ever.


Well, somebody had to say it!

[DanielXY]

You could interpret it in both ways possibel... and you would be right 2 times

[Last Conformist]

Presumably, that he should join the wild gay orgies going on downstairs.

[Agathon]

Yeah, touching other men is definitely gay. In North America men touch other men all the time. It's really disturbing. You're all closeted, the lot of you!

The first thing my Kiwi mate said when he met me at the airport was "the men will touch you all the time".

I never touch anyone apart from my wife except when it's absolutely necessary, and then I only tap them on the shoulder or arm.

[Last Conformist]

Depends on how you touch other men. Hitting someone in the face doesn't really say much about your sexual orientation.

[alva]

Depends on what part of your body you are using.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Agathon
Yeah, touching other men is definitely gay. In North America men touch other men all the time. It's really disturbing. You're all closeted, the lot of you!

New Zealand, land of the repressed homophobes.

[Az]

I never touch anyone apart from my wife except when it's absolutely necessary, and then I only tap them on the shoulder or arm.

I think you and your wives must go get some professional help.



Seriously, that just means that Kiwis are uptight. WAAY too uptight.
Oh, and don't visit the Middle East, you might be up for quite a shock, whitey.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Agathon
Yeah, touching other men is definitely gay. In North America men touch other men all the time. It's really disturbing. You're all closeted, the lot of you!

The first thing my Kiwi mate said when he met me at the airport was "the men will touch you all the time".

I never touch anyone apart from my wife except when it's absolutely necessary, and then I only tap them on the shoulder or arm.

So now we just have to wonder why you're so insecure with your manhood.