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Only if there is a more than reasonable expectation that she'll say yes.
Why the hell am I participating in this thread?
Why the hell am I participating in this thread?
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Because you got tired of spending time with your family.
Why are some bananas yellow and others are red?A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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NO thank you, I will take a Martini, baked, not broiled
Should we have a :kill your parents: smiley first, or a :masturbating bear: one?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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No I think a jerk off banana would be more appropriate.
Why is it that GePap has really been the one with all the stupid questions?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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because he went to U of Chicago
you are a chub and you encounter a mackinaw trout, what do you do?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Give it a big kiss and propose to be good friends
Will sacrificing a goat sandwich end the Cubs curse, or bring the wrath of *#%@#$-lick, the Goat sandwich God upon the Cubbies?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Because a dingo ate the genius baby I was getting all my answer from. Damn Dingoes!
What would you get if your took the genes from Richard Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne and implanted the with a retrovirus into Diane Keaton?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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They are not stupid, they are just thick skulled.
If a Hipponoceraus charges, do you duck, or charge back while waiving a ten dollar bill?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Cause big-headed white men don't get sitcoms, they only get porn deals
Why, oh why, do I see little green men stealing my coworker's computer?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Because class is 15 minutes longer
Why haven't I seen Kill Bill 2 yet?"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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