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Because you haven't got the right drugs.
Why are cats so cute?
Why are cats so cute?
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Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
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because they remind men of pussies.
aren't pussies great?"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Only if it doesnt end up being a pain in the a**
Why isnt there Whirled Peas?Comment
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Because all the Whirled is being used for winds
Do you realize being part of something is just roleplay?Comment
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Yes. Now stop improvising and stick to the written script.
Did god want to make the sky blue?Comment
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No, but it was on sale.
Do you think you're indifferent?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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No I am a Nihilist. Donuts or Tuna?Originally posted by Theben
No, but it was on sale.
Do you think you're indifferent?Comment
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banana, of course.
neep fhlop quarney kwandoe tzue?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Yes.
Why does President Gore look so sore?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Tipper likes it on top.
Why do I keep posting here?~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Because you're gay.
Why are there so many Finns?Comment
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They feel they need to prove they're, unlike joncha, gay.
Why does 2+2=5?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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own goal. large values of two.
why are magic eight balls always right?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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They vote Bush.
Q: Why does cows prefer blondes?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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because you hold them in your right hand...
who's the badass motherfokker who invented this meaningless game?"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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