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  • #16
    Originally posted by The Mad Monk
    Islam is a religion of Peace.

    As-Salaam-Alaikum.
    You're absolutely right -- because to put mainstream Muslims into the same group with fanatics would be just as wrong as to put mainstream Christians into the same group with fanatics.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      They all believe in the same god anyway.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MikeH
        They all believe in the same god anyway.
        The Christian God and the Mulim god are not the same!
        'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
        G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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        • #19
          You all are racists! You Europeans are so cocky, aren't you?!

          to the Imam.




          Everyone who says that mainstream muslims and christians are the same, is frankly full of ****.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            Actually it is. Otherwise we we wouldn't be considered "People of the Book" and Jesus wouldn't be a Holy Prophet. The only way your supposition makes since is if you are going to claim that the Jewish and Christian God aren't the same as well.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #21
              Who made the claim that mainstream Christians and mainstream Muslims are the same?
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by The diplomat


                The Christian God and the Mulim god are not the same!
                Actually, they are. It all came from Judeism.

                It's a pity that fundies and religionists are so ignorant about their own religions.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by The diplomat


                  The Christian God and the Mulim god are not the same!
                  Everyone point at The diplomat and laugh!

                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Islam is a religion of Peace.

                    As-Salaam-Alaikum.
                    Christianity is a religion of Peace.

                    Lord's Resistance Army.

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                    • #25
                      As DD already stated, Christians, Muslims and Jews all believe in the same God.

                      But that does not mean that religious followers of these three types of religions are the same, considering they are religions from different cultures.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #26
                        Re: "It is good to beat your woman, but only on the legs and belly"

                        Originally posted by Spiffor
                        - beating your woman is good, but only in some circumstances, like if she cheated on you
                        - you must not hit her on the face, but on the legs and belly.
                        So that's the real reason why they have to cover their bodies, except the face
                        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by The diplomat


                          The Christian God and the Mulim god are not the same!
                          They are the same. We both worship the same God originating from the Jewish faith.
                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • #28
                            What he didn't say was that you were supposed to beat her with your penis.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #29
                              - beating your woman is good, but only in some circumstances, like if she cheated on you
                              Beating the man who she was ******** would be more satisfying IMO.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • #30
                                Ok, I think that particular point (same God) has been made, fellas.



                                -Arrian
                                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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