Drunkathon 2004!

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
100 euros? that's a lot, well depends what kind of wine and booze you bought..

I have to get more too, because as it is now, the party starts at noon tomorrow and ends sunday noon. How crazy is that? It's very stupid idea, but exciting and.. yeah we'll be sorry later on . YEAH!

70 cl of Tequila (for Taco shots and margueritas), 20 bottles of cheap Swedish beer, one sixpack of Mexican Coronas beer (very expensive), 3 bottles of good quality white wine and 3 bottles of good quality red wine. That will cover me, my wife and some guests for about a week.

[Pekka]

sounds pretty good!! I think I've never had Coronas. How is it?

You know living here... people don't know any small talk, everyone is sexually frustrated and when they are drunk.. I'll be doing the chopper all night long! I wonder who will get butt slapped tomorrow......

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
sounds pretty good!! I think I've never had Coronas. How is it?

You know living here... people don't know any small talk, everyone is sexually frustrated and when they are drunk.. I'll be doing the chopper all night long! I wonder who will get butt slapped tomorrow......

The chopper? You mean waving your dick like a propeller?

To fully enjoy a Coronas beer, you should slice a lime and press it down the neck of the beer, then drink it with some nachos and chili sauce. Then they are really worth the higher price. If you don't they are just a weak (3.5%) beer like anyone else.

Go to Amarillo bar in central Turkku (100 meters south of Hamburger Börs), I'm sure they can help you if you want to taste it. Just avoid the arrogant servers who refused to get me a Coke because I pronounced it the Swedish way instead of "Kokkis"

[Last Conformist]

Cheap Swedish beer is a contradiction in terms.

[Pekka]

Chemical Ollie, yes, that's the chopper all right.. Then there is the chopper pop up, where you just take it out quick and get it back in. Preferred if you can do it without your hands to make the effect better.

Oh thanks for the tip about the Coronas though.. that sounds pretty good I think I'll have to try that one for sure. at the ******* servers! That's pretty much one of the most stupid things I've ever heard.. but I have to kind of say that it's Turku.. come on chemical ollie, you lived there for a long time!

It's really weird you know, my friend works in this burger joint, and sometimes there is finlands swede or what ever the correct term is, and if it's an old person, the chances are they won't order in finnish, and that's ok, but if the person taking the order just can't understand it, it sometimes is a problem because they refuse to switch to finnish.. that's kind of stupid too. But that's even more stupid since they understood you and you tried to order.. I think I smell some Punk attitude. I might have to visit Amarillo soon.

[Chemical Ollie]

Oh, and thats 4.5% I think, still weak but at least class 3 by Finnish law.

Punk attitude allright. On another occation I was refused a Cider because I said Ciider instead of "Siideri" (also in Amarillo). Well, it's a Mexican bar, not a Swedish, so what can you expect?

[Pekka]

did you still keep going there after the second time refused? I once got super bad treatment in Vespa, this great italian restaurant in Helsinki.. but nothing like that, never been refused anything. Well they just lost me as a customer for sure. Very likely it's not a big loss, but it's a matter of principal.

[Chemical Ollie]

You have to humble yourself as a (historically oppressive) foreigner in a hostile town. Despite the attitude, Amarillo is a great place to start the evening. Try a Coronas with a slice of lime stuffed in the bottle neck and some nachos with chili and cheese to chew it down.

[Pekka]

It's still punk attitude, and that can't be accepted. But Turku is full of a-holes. I'll try those coronas though. In other place.

[Chemical Ollie]

I'm glad to hear "anti-swedish" attitude = "punk attitude"

[Pekka]

Well, it's not the same thing but that can be interpreted to the same category. Treating people like trash just because of that is almost unforgivable in places like that. The guy (or girl) has no excuses, and if it happened twice, it's not just a mistake anymore, but more like a policy. They treat their customers like trash it seems like, and I wouldn't want to carry my millions to a place like that anyway. So yes, anti-swedish attitude is punk attitude in a way too.

[Chemical Ollie]

I'm not really sure if it was in the same bar, but I remember being screwed like that twice during my 2 years in Turkku. And every time I went to a hair dresser, they just said "Ei, Ei" when I asked if they spoke Swedish or English. I had to look and point in the fashion catalogues. Too bad the models all loked gay when I wanted a 5-mm Crew Cut...

[Pekka]

Sorry about that. I never knew we had such bastard businesses here that would refuse Swedes like that. Because they all speak english, so it's complete BS..

Well I'm off to bed now, so I'm in full energy , about 10 hours until the drinking starts!111

[Pekka]

I'm getting ready, come one! I'm getting ready uh, I'm getting ready god gawd! soon I'll be ready YEAAAH1 *dapadipaadalalaaaaaalaalalalalaaaaa* and let the crazyness begin!

[Kropotkin]

We're expecting updates during the festivities (spritfesten), or is that not possible?