Drunkathon 2004!

[Last Conformist]

My money's on him getting alot more headache than sex. With that attitude he's gonna be stoned, dead and buried 'fore the girls are dizzy.

[Monk]

Originally posted by Kropotkin
What's up? Well, what do you expect? I'm an unemployed ****er living of my girlfriends student loans (well, it's more like she's living of my money...).

That sucks Good luck on handling all that.

Always remember Kropotkin, you're a wise and respectable unemployed ****er which does mean that you're substantially ahead of many ordinary unemployed ****ers.

[Monk]

Originally posted by Kropotkin
When you're that freaked about something involvning alcohol it's bound to end with a rendezvous with Ulrik.

UUUUUUULLLRIIIIIK! Oh yes, many a night on the town ended in this unfortunate way. One can only hope for Pekka that he went down a different road tonight. Preferably the sauna thing or at the very least the beating up of several punks that can add to the impressive Supercitizen score of 4:2:0 (if memory serves me right).

[Kropotkin]

There's of cource another possiblity, that Pekka introduces ulrik to the sauna and the girls... Let's hope that one woun't happen either.

[Chemical Ollie]

I remember a freaked-out sauna party when I lived in Pekka's town. I lured some reluctant girls into the sauna. They actually stripped naked right in front of a pig like me, without me deserving it by any means. Fresh teens and I was 26

Then I gave a buddy a shot of vodka, which was one shot too much so he had to run outside and say hello to Ulrik. Outside were the rest of the party, all of them naked in October, chilling after the sauna. One of the guys stepped forward and let Ulrik "talk to his foot" and said in Finlandssvenska: "Kann du spyy liite påå minn foot föör denn äär kall?" (Can you puke on my foot because it's cold)?

[Pekka]

Kust letting you konwe that i have speennt 12 beers what we caolll mäyrä (/this dog) and then I Have consmed booli and also some of thne voodka absluot. I'm really wasted basicaltlll but mot more than anyone else so ti fiiiiiitss to party. Asllllo im loooooking this one giirl that is touching me this all day, you konw everywher shje4 teouches me so I think shes' tinerested in having multiple sex, wild sex, so I trtry to persuade yher into the same room where I go to 'sleep' aka 'wanting to scre'. We will seI Hiope I get soma aeaciton buit I think I might be too druink, we'll see howevrwer I try my best and if nothing else, then just fingerbang, tjhat' s still score so I hope e...........

[Pekka]

ok I Now try to get thae ass otino teo same room. Wish me lucK! I want to sex sao PRAY !!"!!! I hope to do goo d keep fingers corsssex...

I wil close this internet conetiction onw si no more update suntuli tomorroww, BYE!

[Chemical Ollie]

If you can't type, you can't **** either. Believe me, I've tried.

Having a crabbola today?

[Kropotkin]

Woho, the chosen one has spoken during the night!!

So, he managed it to four o'clock at least. That's good. I lost my money.

[Pekka]

Chemical Ollie, no ****?
I have a bad feeling about the hangover to come.. it's going to be horrible. Anyway, Let's just say I didn't get to do the wild naked mambojambo and end it there.

[bipolarbear]

Chemical Ollie, no ****?

I'm a little bit too something right now to read the rest of this , so could somebody please just inform me discreetely?

Who wants to guess what I'm on right now?
CLues:
It's not alcohol related
It's not heroine related
I should be leagla for a variety of reason www.norml.org
It's not cocaine realted
it's not meth related
It's cousin is used to make many great substances, like a more eco friendly paper, and rope
Lots of people do it
especially hippies, and rappers
It's really fun

any guesses?

Actually I had a thought that approached relevance yesterday. How much do you think tourism and the genreal economy i nthe netherlands, more specifically Amsterdam, would be effected if pot were to be legaized in America? Everyone thought it would have been legal by now, but we stil have problems making it medical. Could Amsterdam have its licentious little hand down the pants of certain officials, or are they really the morally upstanding people that they say they are?

[Last Conformist]

bipolar: You'd be on crystal therapy. It's a well-known addictive common among hippies.

Kropotkin: I won my bet, so please send me the money!

Pekka: Good luck with the hangover!

[Pekka]

chemical, supercitizen är inte dåligt!!

[Chemical Ollie]

Supercitizen, den supande medborgaren.

I had 16 cl of aqua vitae with my lunch today - and that's only the start...

[Kropotkin]

L.C.: Yeah right! Like I have any money to send you.