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  • #31
    The sad reality is that the levels of public knoweldge abot scientific names is so low that ou could start a campaign against anything if you gave it the scientific name and approched people with it.
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    • #32
      And that is due to a shameful level of scientific education in our schools.

      Did you know that in Israel, Chemistry, and Biology aren't mandatory.

      I studied only physics in school, and even that could've included more information.
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      • #33
        I say we start a movement against inorganic substances in out food, not only dihydrogen monoxide, but sodium chloride (which can be broken down, and the chlorine used to make WMD's!) and countless other terrible inorganic dangers!
        Last edited by GePap; March 15, 2004, 17:55.
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        • #34
          a waitress once warned me of the dangers of the dihydrogen monoxide in our water. everyone at the table with me was baffled, I felt so ashamed having such stupid friends

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          • #35
            My mother is a chemistry teacher, and I just approached her speaking of this ban of dihydrogen monoxyde. It took her time to get it, after some reflection, simply because nobody uses the chemical name for it (unlike sodium chlorine, or even H20, which I heard quite a few times in my chemistry classes)
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            • #36
              a waitress once warned me of the dangers of the dihydrogen monoxide in our water. everyone at the table with me was baffled, I felt so ashamed having such stupid friends


              C'mon people, don't overdo it either, why should non-chemists (and alike) need to know what dihydrogen monoxide is.

              That's like me making fun of you because you don't speak dutch.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by alva
                a waitress once warned me of the dangers of the dihydrogen monoxide in our water. everyone at the table with me was baffled, I felt so ashamed having such stupid friends

                That's like me making fun of you because you don't speak dutch.
                "A waitress once warned me of the dangers of the Rijksduur in our food. Everyone at the table with me was baffled, I felt so ashamed having such stupid friends."
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                • #38
                  I've just learned that certain shadowy organizations within our our own government are rumored to operate DHMO purification plants under heavy guard, and actually distribute the stuff right in our own communities!
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                  • #39
                    DHMO is being used to pollute our precious bodily fluids!

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                    • #40
                      Ethyl water is a much more interesting substance
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                      • #41
                        Would that be alcohol?
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                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #42
                          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Republicans are stupid.
                            Throw molotov cocktails at them

                            Ah yes, that good old DHMO trick I am amazed that people still fall for it.

                            Ethyl water...hmmm...I suppose that is hydroxyethane?

                            And it is quite interesting that Potassium started this thread...because to someone made entirely of potassium, water would be extremely dangerous
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                            • #44
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #45
                                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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