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    Apolyton: The Motion Picture

    If the Apolyton off-topic forums were a movie, what would it be? Would it be an epic of Titanic (pun heavily intended) proportions, or something more of a Micheal Moore documentary? Would it be subtitled in Finnish? Who would star in this blockbuster (or complete bomb)? Michael Douglas? Denzel Washington? Charlize Theron (plzplzplz)? Would it win Oscars or Raspberries? And the biggest question of all: Would anyone pay to see it?

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    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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    Something made in the house of a pathetic teenager with too much time and enthusiasm on his hands, without actors, plot or originality-only terrible references and inside jokes; no;no;no;no;no;no;no;no;no.
    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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    • #3
      edit: nm
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • #4
        for my part in it wellllllll it would be titanic bomb
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #5
          I can see this as a Coen Brothers film starring Steve Bucesmi (as MarkG) and John Goodman (as DanQ). Of course, there may be some liberties taken with the forum .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Tia: Maybe Julia Roberts? I personally can't stand her, but she makes movies make money.
            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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            • #7
              dp
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Well, I want Benico del Toro portraying me .
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                  Tia: Maybe Julia Roberts? I personally can't stand her, but she makes movies make money.
                  Well depending on if her hair is red at the paticular time we make the movie or not. It has to be a red head. Kate Winslet?
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #10
                    mna, If I don't at least get a walk-on I'm boycotting th e whoel production!
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #11
                      Asher: Are you the X, or just to the right of the X?

                      Tia: Is that for real, or are we running with the Titanic pun?
                      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                      • #12
                        Screen capture:
                        Left to right: Michael the Great, Self Biased, Sir Penguin, Asher.
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                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          I would be Gary Oldman, and it would be a Musical about quaint eurotrash frolicking in their native fjords.
                          "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                          "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                          "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                            Asher: Are you the X, or just to the right of the X?

                            Tia: Is that for real, or are we running with the Titanic pun?
                            Nope I'm for real......just ask anyone on the board who's met me. I really in real life in reality have red hair and very fair skin with a smathering of freckles and more the body style of Kate then Julia considering Kate is a bit more...............ample shall we say.
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • #15
                              Imran - Benecio Del Toro
                              Fez - Steve Buscemi
                              Ben Kenobi - Mel Gibson
                              Slowwhand - Billy Bob Thornton
                              DanS - special cameo appearance in his first big-picture role: George Will!
                              Sava - Crispin Glover
                              Chegitz - Alec Baldwin

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