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  • /me is glad he kept enough troops in reserve for a second wave and equips them with projectile weapons and uniforms imune to the caustic slime
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • Leprachuan's spell makes all projectiles into gumdrops-and the pixies take out their 3 foot long depleted uranium blades
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • DinoDoc's forces take this opportunity to break out thier lightsabers.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • /me finishes his first tub of popcorn. He takes another one, and a couple of beers from behind the bar, since DinoDoc has been too busy conducting class warfare to take care of his shop
          If you don't like reality, change it! me
          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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          • /me wonders when GePap will realize that the food he's eating is poisoned
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • /me gags..then remembers that magic beer has coated his stomach and makes him immune

              Thank you moderate Leprachaun!
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • *cg drops an Irish nuke, aka, the Banshee! and covers his ears.

                WWWWWAAAAIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • AHHH!

                  /me plans to sue Che for hearing loss and his dry cleaning bills due to the beer mugs breaking
                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • /me casts Silence 15' radius at Banshee

                    bloody hell that was annoying. Now I forgot what it was I was going to mention.
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • *cg reminds Theben he's a one-armed fighter, not a magic user.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • /me unleashes robo-Cochrane to sue CG's ass! And Cg as well!
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • /me reminds robo-Cochrane that suing commies is a waste of time

                          @ cg: I read a scroll.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • /me pokes Theben with a stick
                            Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                            https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                            • robo-cochrane decides to sue commies family!

                              /me charge the CPA $30 for the dry cleaning.
                              If you don't like reality, change it! me
                              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                              • /me pokes Coldwizard with his fist

                                /me gives GePap $30 in confederate dollars
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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