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  • Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
    oh

    do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????
    Is there any other way to make coffee?
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • I want a triple expresson, stat!
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

        HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

          HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
          About time
          This coffee shop should be an open house today.

          Triple-Triple Bushmills in a pint glass with Columbian coffee and cream for me please.

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          • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
            It is one thing to declare something. It's quite another to actually do it.

            /me calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • wooo hooo let this be a day of great st paddys days war

              roll out the barrells...

              lay on the steaks
              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
              I am of the Horde.

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              • Originally posted by DinoDoc


                * DinoDoc calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
                The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.

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                • /me decries the amount of class warfare in his favorite coffee shop
                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • Originally posted by flipside

                    The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
                    The mercenaries laugh at this pitiful attempt at intimidation and open fire with automatic weapons.

                    /me offers Paddy the Scot 24/7 access to booze if he will be a general in DinoDoc's army
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • /me unleashes the moderate leprachaun!

                      Said magical being rapidly eliminates all class warfare. Mercenary bullets turn to gumdrops, and magic beer appears for all!
                      If you don't like reality, change it! me
                      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                      • Don't drink the magic beer! Leprachauns are theives and they'll take your wallet and your clothes if you drink their magic beer.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Mercenaries and pinko horde unite in kicking the crap out of the moderate leprachaun
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • The Moderate Leprachaun sees the class warriors are not giving up-magically brings forth a thousand angry drunken Irish pixies


                            /me thinks this should be good- gets a bag of popcorn, which he stole from the management
                            If you don't like reality, change it! me
                            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                            • The class warriors break out the fly swatters and beat back the drunken pixies
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • The drunken pixies hit by swatters instantly vomit on thier attackers a caustic slime that desolves all non-pixie flesh

                                Oh the horror, the horror.
                                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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