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**Tia snaps legs off bar stools to use as toothpicks and looks bored**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran -
/me realeases commie-hunting dogs to chase the commie cat.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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*cg runs up a tree.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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*walks in with a socialist sabre-tooth tiger on a lease*
*sits down at the bar*
One beer, and one bowl of milk please!Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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Tie the cat up over there and I'll give you the milk and beer.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Thanks DinoDoc...
*ties up socialist sabre-tooth to heavy table*
Looks like the usual crowd in here...Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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Jeez, I keep getting distracted. I've been meaning to ask this very important question...I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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*waits*......."Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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more bbeerr pleaz
yeah and amother one for me shadooComment
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How? Oh wait..I get it. Your a tricky one Chegitz, very tricky. I like that wquality i like it a lot. People liek you, your going places in this world. Trust me, I'm psychic!How do you keep a moron in suspense?
*starts to sing "livin la vida loca" on top of the bar, despite the fact that there is no karaoke system and BPB can't sing.(but the last part never really stopped anyone anyways.)Comment
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i really need more bbeerr... burp
now I'm seeing a polarbear riding an elephant onthe bar... and they have not even knocked over the corn chips
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*wakes up*
Coffee please...(it's a coffee shop after all)Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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oh
do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????Comment
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...yes, it's very imporant, on the tip of my tongue...I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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