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  • *cg is still a boy @heart.

    Saw a snake on my way to work this morning.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • That's nothing -- I handled snakes with my own hands one time at a live snake exposition several years ago.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • /me saw a snake have marital relations with a garden hose.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • Originally posted by GePap
          * GePap wonders were on earth did the tyranosaurus, Robotic Richard Simmons, ninjas, killer poodles and racoons and other assorted insanities have gone?

          So is the messiah buying a round?
          Jesus used his divine powers, and destroyed all of those creatures except for the raccoons.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • I have a messgae from our President.


            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • Excellent.

              I've postulated for awhile now that our pres needed some nookie. Perhaps now we will see a kinder, gentler america.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • /me inserts pimpdaddy theme song.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • Jennifer Lopez would never do it with Pimpmaster Dub
                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • Dub is too good for J.Lo....

                    Now, Jessica Alba on the other hand...
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • J.A does not go for the old married pimpdaddies
                      If you don't like reality, change it! me
                      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                      • How do you know? You know nothing!
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • Cuz GePap asked her out once.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • Ah. Sorry, my bad.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • Yeah, and she said no..and then I cried...

                              And then I snuck around, took naked pics of her, sold them, on the internet and made $5000 bucks.

                              And then I was happy
                              If you don't like reality, change it! me
                              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                              • There's a picture thread in the A/C forum...
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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