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  • Originally posted by Theben
    They're furrier- more back hair.
    Alas, full body waxing is very popular Down Under and down under.

    Smooth 'Rosebud'.

    More woolly backs in the Land of the Long White Cloud, or Peter Jackson's private kingdom.
    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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    • Originally posted by ColdWizard
      * ColdWizard throws MrFun in Theben's general direction
      ** MrFun collided with Theben and then bounces back into ColdWizard, launching ColdWizard out of the coffee shop into a snake pit **
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • Originally posted by DinoDoc
        * DinoDoc sobs uncontrollably because he has to listen to the horrid converstation going on now
        /me thinks that if service were not so slow and difficult, people here would be too drunk to speak..maybe the bartender should be more attentive and make his customers happy.

        I took me bringing armed girl scouts, releasing the Cochrane and then the evil that is Robotic Richard Simmons just to get one beer!
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • Originally posted by ColdWizard
          * ColdWizard throws MrFun in Theben's general direction
          MrFun's been overthown! The Revolution has begun!!!!!

          *cg organizes a soviet in the coffeshop and proclaims the People's Democratic Republic of the Off-Topic Coffee Shop!

          Arise ye victims of starvation for the tyranosaurs fear your might!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • Originally posted by GePap
            I took me bringing armed girl scouts, releasing the Cochrane and then the evil that is Robotic Richard Simmons just to get one beer!
            You wanted me to give you money. That was unforgivable.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


              MrFun's been overthown! The Revolution has begun!!!!!

              *cg organizes a soviet in the coffeshop and proclaims the People's Democratic Republic of the Off-Topic Coffee Shop!
              Robotic Richard Simmons joins the counterrevolutionary forces coming to the aide of his good friend MrFun
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                MrFun's been overthown! The Revolution has begun!!!!!

                *cg organizes a soviet in the coffeshop and proclaims the People's Democratic Republic of the Off-Topic Coffee Shop!

                Arise ye victims of starvation for the tyranosaurs fear your might!
                ** MrFun shoots a Weapon of Mass Spam Distribution missile at Chegitz, buring the poor chap in a huge pile of cans of Spam **
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • Originally posted by GePap


                  Robotic Richard Simmons joins the counterrevolutionary forces coming to the aide of his good friend MrFun

                  Fear the purple helmet of Robo-Simmons.

                  It's disgusting, depraved, positively Eocene.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • But you ran out of missiles a few pages back...

                    [comicbookguy]
                    *worst weapon EVER
                    [/comicbookguy]
                    If you don't like reality, change it! me
                    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                    • I CAN restock you know.


                      mwahaha!!!!
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • But it takes days for the hormel plant to make their deliveries.
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • Mmmmm, spam.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • Originally posted by GePap
                            But it takes days for the hormel plant to make their deliveries.
                            I got special connections.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • Originally posted by MrFun


                              I got special connections.
                              Photographs, please.
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                              • ... pulls up a chair...

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