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  • Originally posted by The Mad Monk
    Is it such a critical public issue that we need to change it?
    Well, wouldn't the best way of doing things be to give the most programming choices to the most people and let them restrict their own viewing habits?
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • Whoo-hoo!! The first lawsuit, and it was filed in my home city. And guess what? It's a class-action lawsuit that covers all Americans, so I expect to be fully compensated for my pain and suffering.

      Morons in the News: TN Woman Files Suit over Bare Breast Stunt

      Knoxville's Terri Carlin has filed a proposed class action lawsuit in US District Court against Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, CBS, MTV and Viacom. She alleges that viewers were "injured" by the exposure of Jackson's breast.
      The lawsuit states, "As a direct and proximate result of the broadcast of the acts, [Terri Carlin] and millions of others saw the acts and were caused to suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury." It does not specify the nature of the "serious injury" but it seems to me that "outrage, anger" and "embarassment" are entirely within the control of the viewer, not the broadcaster. I'm outraged and embarassed every time I turn on CNN, but you don't see me suing AOL/Time Warner. Heck, I'm outraged and angry about Terri Carlin's lawsuit; maybe I should sue her?

      The lawsuit also alleges that an "implied contract" between the broadcasters and performers and the viewers was violated. Carlin seeks billions of dollars in damages.


      This chick is listed in the phone book. Anybody want to take odds on how long that number lasts?

      Of course, with this money and the money coming to me for the RIAA suit that I joined last year, I ought to be headed towards retirement sometime about... 2034.

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      • There needs to be a movement among American women to prevent this misogynistic denigration of their bodies.

        I suggest that women everywhere attempt to bare their breasts in public and especially attempt to bare them on live television until the country gets over its moronic puritanism.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • They need a trial balloon until they warm up to the main event. I suggest they bare themselves to me first.
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • Originally posted by Agathon
            There needs to be a movement among American women to prevent this misogynistic denigration of their bodies.

            I suggest that women everywhere attempt to bare their breasts in public and especially attempt to bare them on live television until the country gets over its moronic puritanism.
            I've got Mrs. Carlins address. Perhaps we can start there.

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            • Originally posted by JohnT

              I've got Mrs. Carlins address. Perhaps we can start there.
              email? Gizzit, I'll send her some pictures from giganticpornomammaries.com
              Only feebs vote.

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              • No, street address. She lives about a mile from me.

                Edit: Hey! That's not a real site!

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                • Originally posted by JohnT
                  Edit: Hey! That's not a real site!
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • Originally posted by JohnT
                    Whoo-hoo!! The first lawsuit, and it was filed in my home city. And guess what? It's a class-action lawsuit that covers all Americans, so I expect to be fully compensated for my pain and suffering.

                    Morons in the News: TN Woman Files Suit over Bare Breast Stunt

                    Knoxville's Terri Carlin has filed a proposed class action lawsuit in US District Court against Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, CBS, MTV and Viacom. She alleges that viewers were "injured" by the exposure of Jackson's breast.
                    The lawsuit states, "As a direct and proximate result of the broadcast of the acts, [Terri Carlin] and millions of others saw the acts and were caused to suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury." It does not specify the nature of the "serious injury" but it seems to me that "outrage, anger" and "embarassment" are entirely within the control of the viewer, not the broadcaster. I'm outraged and embarassed every time I turn on CNN, but you don't see me suing AOL/Time Warner. Heck, I'm outraged and angry about Terri Carlin's lawsuit; maybe I should sue her?

                    The lawsuit also alleges that an "implied contract" between the broadcasters and performers and the viewers was violated. Carlin seeks billions of dollars in damages.


                    This chick is listed in the phone book. Anybody want to take odds on how long that number lasts?

                    Of course, with this money and the money coming to me for the RIAA suit that I joined last year, I ought to be headed towards retirement sometime about... 2034.
                    I did some research some time in the past. Woman unttil the middle of the 20th century have to at time breast feed the small child in public an nobody make a big deal out of it. In fact the have woman dress design to help than woman breast feed without takeing the dress off, they have than square of cloth cut along 3 side with than button holding it in place to cover the breast all the woman have to do was unbutton it and hold the baby up to her breast. Than a art history book they have picture of Queen breast feeding the future king in public view in the Royal meeting room where commoner can have than royal auth with the king or queen it the queen is ruleing.
                    By the year 2100 AD over half of the world population will be follower of Islam.

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                    • Even in Islamic Countries in the past they make allowance for the needed for than woman to breast feed small childern as part of the cycle of life. Christ was breast feed by his mother as there was no bottle feeding of baby and no baby formular or Walmart to buy it in.
                      By the year 2100 AD over half of the world population will be follower of Islam.

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