Disposing of corpses in the workplace

[rah]

We had a guy drop at his workstation of a Heart attack. No one noticed for a few hours.

MORE DOUGHNUTS.

[Japher]

"MORE DOUGHNUTS."

That's awful

[Provost Harrison]

Alternatively, you could chop them into tiny bits, put them in well sealed bags and archive them, claiming they are health and safety records and need to be kept for the next 60 years...by the time anyone opens them and realises what has happened, you'll probably be dead and thus very hard to charge with murder

[Dr Strangelove]

Two words: Succinyl Choline.

This wonderful little drug paralyzes voluntary muscle, causing a person to stop breathing, and hence, presumably, to die. The truly facinating thing about it though is that it breaks down spontaneously in the bloodstream, so it can't be detected.

I didn't tell you that though.

[Provost Harrison]

I like it...I would expect it would be broken down into succinate and choline...neither of which would be traceable over the background concentrations I thought you medics used huge doses of potassium chloride...very hard to trace

[ravagon]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Dissolve them in what? I have nothing more corrosive than Espresso.

If your Espresso is anything like ours it'll be enough.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I like it...I would expect it would be broken down into succinate and choline...neither of which would be traceable over the background concentrations I thought you medics used huge doses of potassium chloride...very hard to trace

KCl would have to be injected IV in order to work, also it hurts like heck going in.

I don't know you. We've never met.

[Skanky Burns]

This thread scares me.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


KCl would have to be injected IV in order to work, also it hurts like heck going in.

I don't know you. We've never met.

Hm...What would be the most painful, longest lasting drug you could find?

[Sandman]

Just make it look like an accident. Then you won't have to worry about disposing the bodies.

[Alexander's Horse]

An industrial strength paper shredder has many handy uses.

We have big scrap paper recycling bins. Noone ever looks in those.

[Theben]

There's probably some sort of geek convention coming up over the weekend, which they'll no doubt attend. So follow them there after they're wasted and retreat to their hotel room a simple multiple stab wounding will suffice. No one will be paying attention to anyones comings and goings. Plus it will be very therapeutic for you.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by rah
We had a guy drop at his workstation of a Heart attack. No one noticed for a few hours.

MORE DOUGHNUTS.

Similar thing happened here when an officer died from an adverse reaction to an innoculation. People thought he was asleep at his desk. He had his head on the desk. By the time someone tried to rouse him he was stiff in that position

Could be seen as morbidly funny I suppose except he was only quite a young man, well liked and with a bright future. His death came as a terrible shock to everyone.

[Theben]

And here I thought that Finnish story was an unusual one.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar


Hm...What would be the most painful, longest lasting drug you could find?

I imagine that if you got the dose of Clostridium tetani toxin just right, and injected it systemically you would inflict truly horrific pain. I've seen pictures of people in thwe throes of tetanus. It looks to be very painful.