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**Pekka** · January 8, 2004, 21:42

What is this thread anyway.. it's like saying 'you know you have too much money when.. ' or 'you know when you're too good looking when.. ' or 'you know you have drink enough booze when..' .. the simple answer is.. NEVER!MOORE NOW!

**reds4ever** · January 8, 2004, 21:45

Originally posted by St Leo

I'm right-handed and my right hand is always on the mouse...

Your left is working the butt plug?

**Skanky Burns** · January 8, 2004, 22:05

Great stuff, Laz

**Alex** · January 8, 2004, 22:40

yep, good thread...

**Dauphin** · January 8, 2004, 23:19

Originally posted by C0ckney

@ everyone so far

i wish i could add to this list but browsing for porn on a 28k modem just isn't worth it :/

Its not what you got, its how you use it.

**Lung** · January 9, 2004, 00:08

Originally posted by St Leo

I'm right-handed and my right hand is always on the mouse...

All the easier to imagine someone else is doing it for you

**Flip McWho** · January 9, 2004, 00:59

Excellant thread.

**Drake Tungsten** · January 9, 2004, 01:12

In a game of "Scrabble" you find yourself attempting to hit a triple word score with "bukkake".

****ing classic.

**Alexander's Horse** · January 9, 2004, 01:37

your my documents tab lists no documents

**Seeker** · January 9, 2004, 03:07

...You've been so incredibly jaded by internet porn that most porn is simply background noise or grounds for critique.

...Your roommate has such a constant stream of porn playing that your crowd doesn't even register it anymore, so that when guests ask why you have porn playing, it takes you a while to realize that they consider something so 'tame' to you to be pornographic.

..quoth 'Kids': "Oral Sex is so.....basic"

...you're having real sex and thinking to yourself 'this is so much better in movies'

....you're having real sex and thinking that you could each do a better job if you did it yourselves.....and you seriously suggest this..

....you make video of yourself having real sex and use it later, find it more erotic than the actual sex...

.....you make video of yourself using internet porn and find it more erotic than watching people have sex...

....you've been doing this for years and years without deleting, so that one day you are arrested for having child porn of yourself by accident....(possibly the most pathetic thing I can imagine).

**Berzerker** · January 9, 2004, 03:23

In a game of "Scrabble" you find yourself attempting to hit a triple word score with "bukkake".

C-SPAN had an anthropologist or related professional on and a crank caller asked the guest if he had ever heard of the "Bukkake Indians" and their practice of covering their faces with a creamy white lotion. You could see the guy start to snicker and then denied ever hearing of them... The C-SPAN host just let the caller go on and on about what these Bukkake Indians do without realising he was a crank yanker. He had me ROTFLMAO

**Sikander** · January 9, 2004, 05:46

Originally posted by Pekka
when you try to save a picture and have to rename it because you already have 01.jpg, and just type wildly 235sdf4.jpg... and you still need to rename it again.

**Sikander** · January 9, 2004, 05:48

Originally posted by Big Crunch

Its not what you got, its how you use it.

I've heard that some women even prefer a slower connection.

**alva** · January 9, 2004, 09:44

**Donegeal** · January 9, 2004, 10:03

Originally posted by reds4ever
....even though you're right handed, you can operate a mouse more accurately with your left

...hehehe... left handed.

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