What is this thread anyway.. it's like saying 'you know you have too much money when.. ' or 'you know when you're too good looking when.. ' or 'you know you have drink enough booze when..' .. the simple answer is.. NEVER!MOORE NOW!
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Originally posted by C0ckney
@ everyone so far
i wish i could add to this list but browsing for porn on a 28k modem just isn't worth it :/One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.
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your my documents tab lists no documentsAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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...You've been so incredibly jaded by internet porn that most porn is simply background noise or grounds for critique.
...Your roommate has such a constant stream of porn playing that your crowd doesn't even register it anymore, so that when guests ask why you have porn playing, it takes you a while to realize that they consider something so 'tame' to you to be pornographic.
..quoth 'Kids': "Oral Sex is so.....basic"
...you're having real sex and thinking to yourself 'this is so much better in movies'
....you're having real sex and thinking that you could each do a better job if you did it yourselves.....and you seriously suggest this..
....you make video of yourself having real sex and use it later, find it more erotic than the actual sex...
.....you make video of yourself using internet porn and find it more erotic than watching people have sex...
....you've been doing this for years and years without deleting, so that one day you are arrested for having child porn of yourself by accident....(possibly the most pathetic thing I can imagine).Last edited by Seeker; January 9, 2004, 03:13."Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.
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In a game of "Scrabble" you find yourself attempting to hit a triple word score with "bukkake".
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Originally posted by Pekka
when you try to save a picture and have to rename it because you already have 01.jpg, and just type wildly 235sdf4.jpg... and you still need to rename it again.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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Originally posted by reds4ever
....even though you're right handed, you can operate a mouse more accurately with your leftFounder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
1992-Perot , 1996-Perot , 2000-Bush , 2004-Bush :|, 2008-Obama :|, 2012-Obama , 2016-Clinton , 2020-Biden
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